That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for August 19, 2019

The entire recording session had to be scrubbed, and divorce lawyers had to be hired.

Live action interpretation of almost every “9 Chickweed Lane” comic strip.

This musical piece from the Romantic period had to be buried because of all the resulting children.

Are you sure you don’t mean organ recital…?

Hey, is this included in the music classes?

Did they have pianos in Bach’s day?

Probably a Nocturne for Piano and Violin by Chopin…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvVX-6zb5N8

He’s been on her Liszt for a long time.

She was all keyed up because he was stringing her along, bent out of shape, actually. He promised her a long, smoothly bowed romantic interlude, but all she got was some frenetic pizzicato!

The Kreutzer Sonata: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Prinet_-_Kreutzer_Sonata.jpg 

(best viewed with Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this painting.

https://www.the-athenaeum.org/people/detail.php?ID=5193 

http://renexavierprinet.free.fr/index.php?page=biographie 

both have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist, perhaps in addition to than what’s perhaps indirectly pointed to by the title URL: 

https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ren%C3%A9-Xavier_Prinet 

and links it points to (again, Chrome can automatically translate as necessary). This is the first work by him used here.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2267 (August 18, 2019) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

Play that funky music….white boy. Play that funky music right!

The encore devolved into HARDCOR !

He decided to stop fiddling around and get on with the next movement.

“Pop Goes the Weasel” on violin has a very strange effect on Ivan. (3 stooges fans will understand)

Well, here’s another sexual harassment lawsuit.

Pretty sure there was a fragrance line called Tabu, that used this artwork in its packaging and advertising.

Cheryl bought the Gold package, which included “other lessons”.

Those sonatas Rachmaninoff wrote/ she could play without missing a note/ she was famous for playing those/ (she aced the arpeggios !)/ but not with his tongue in her throat.

Serious note: if you’re interested, on Youtube are several versions of Rachmaninoff’s Sonata for Cello and Piano. It’s a masterpiece !

The only way he could get her to stop singing off-key to his playing.

Who knew that piano and violin where often played with the tongue.

I warned you what would happen if I caught you playing “Turkey In The Straw” on my Stradivarius again!

Is that Pavarotti?

“Hold on hold on… don’t jerk… we’ll be free in a second… we both have braces, should never have kissed… don’t jerk!”

Nevertheless, she persisted. (I note that her fingers are still on the keyboard.)

Too much sex and violins!

Every time she played that note! That one glorious note, it drove him MAD with desire! MAD I TELL YOU! And she played it OVER and OVER!

Miriam always liked to end on a high note.

Jane Birkin and Serge Gainsbourg, no fair looking it up

HER: Ok, we’ve got the Sex and RocknRoll covered. So when’s the drugs come in? HIM: Give it a minute to kick in darling…

Bach had 20 children (that he knew of). I don’t think he used a condom, nor would he compose for one.

At least she knows the score, now.

Julia was surprised, but George was correct; this interlude was written into the score.

Whenever he seemed to be bored/ she would play that particular chord/ with a cry of dismay/he would terminate play/ for the score wasn’t all that “scored”.

This isn’t what I meant when I said ‘put some more feeling in it’.

Shila never missed a cord, even though fosque was horney as the devil.

They say music tames the savage beast. Apparently “they” don’t what they’re talking about, as usual.

Once again. ALL the comments from such talented comics have left me on the floor, in stitches and about to croak!

he really just wanted to fiddle around…

“Not that fiddlin’ jackass!”

Looks like he struck just the right note, and she was in accord (a chord).