That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for February 04, 2020

Geneviève loved having a large so her lover could escape in case her husband unexpectedly came home.

“Isn’t that your wife coming up walkway?”

“Shhhhh! Rumpelstiltskin is spinning my straw into gold because he thinks he’s got a shot with me.”

All through the night Sherry Zade entertained the Count with her tales of magic and danger. And then Dawn came up like thunder out of Transyvania!

“Why tis the dawn, and the end of thee, O Vampyre!

“I hate it when Fred’s dog takes a piss on own lawn! And look, now Fred is doing it too!”

You’re right. the pool boy always shows up right after the Count leaves. Wait a sec. The Count doesn’t even have a pool.

‘the flat is fully furnished and you can’t beat the view of the trash incineration plant…’

Awake for morning in the bowl of night hath flung the stone that puts the stars to flight

Oh, Damn! I’m late for the war. If I don’t hurry, they will leave without me and I will miss all the raping and pillaging.

She was thrilled to have a Bed Bath & Beyond open across the street; he was reaching to hide his wallet.

Whew, what a party! If you’re looking for your artificial foot and leg, they’re out on the lawn.

Dang it Woman! I only paid the innkeeper for one hour.

I can see my house from here.

Look Clark, the shitter was full.

“Look dear, that nice Mr. Trump is building us a wall…”

You’re right – I always thought we had screens, too!

“ This was Delacroix’s first treatment of a subject drawn from Sir Walter Scott’s popular novels of medieval chivalry. The eponymous hero of Ivanhoe (1819), straining to leave his sickbed, listens to the terrified Rebecca as she describes a battle raging outside the window. Rather than show the battle itself, Delacroix sought to stimulate the viewer’s imagination by evoking violence through the gestures of the characters reacting to it. The fastidious execution of Rebecca’s extended hand stands in contrast to the jumble of strokes immediately surrounding it and to its left, which suggest the frenzy she witnesses. On view at The Met Fifth Avenue in Gallery 632.”

https://www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/search/438110

Maybe a little over-hyped?

My husband comes ! You must begone!” she bleats/ but he is so entangled in the sheets/ he can’t escape, and so is caught abed/with her, who to another man is wed…/They should have done it on the floor,instead.

People in the future will think that these walls aged to this mottled brown over the centuries never realizing that it was the immediate reaction to the fumes of an open piss pot.

Do you know what it means to live without screens?

They decided to simplify the morning routine by wearing the bed sheets rather than making the bed.

“Wait a minute Julie, I got one comin’ for ya. Ripppppp Ahhhhhh!

No, really, it’s safe to get up now. It’s not Monday anymore. I promise.

Rebecca and the Wounded Ivanhoe: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Eug%C3%A8ne_Delacroix_-_Rebecca_and_the_Wounded_Ivanhoe_-_2019.141.9_-_Metropolitan_Museum_of_Art.jpg 

has info and links that point to info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting. Other versions has strip image (no frame).

http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/delacroix_eugene.html 

https://www.the-athenaeum.org/people/detail.php?ID=348 

https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/272/eug_ne-delacroix 

http://www.getty.edu/art/collection/artists/404/eugene-delacroix-french-1798-1863/ 

https://www.wikiart.org/en/eugene-delacroix 

http://www.sai.msu.su/cjackson/delacroi/delacroix_bio.htm 

http://www.artnet.com/artists/eug%C3%A8ne-delacroix/ 

https://presse.louvre.fr/delacroix-1798-1863-2-en/ 

http://www.theknohlcollection.com/portfolio/detail/a-study-of-prancing-horses/ 

https://www.artrenewal.org/Artist/Index/48 

https://www.wga.hu/bio_m/d/delacroi/biograph.html 

https://www.oxfordreference.com/view/10.1093/oi/authority.20110803095707941 

http://www.all-art.org/history372-6.html 

http://hoocher.com/Eugene_Delacroix/Eugene_Delacroix.htm 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist, perhaps in addition to than what’s pointed to by the title URL. So far, 3 works by him have been used here. 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2017/07/18?comments=visible 

has the prior (my comment there included one of the artist info URLs).

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2376 (February 3, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

This is a nice B&B for Maine, but never again in Black FLY Season!

“I wasn’t sure about this whole drone thing, but here comes our pizza.”

“Egad, you’re right. That one does look like a cloud and nothing else. What are the odds?”

prince iegor having just received his breasts as 1st part of becoming a female, looks out for doctor to finish transiting so he can get rid of hanger on, Helen.

“How long do we have to be still for?”