That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for March 12, 2020

“Psst, lady you are in the window display.”

“Ok, your wife is beautiful. Now, I’ve got to go take a shower.”

“Not tonight, I have a headache. And a fever. Is it hot in here, or is it me?”

“I’m telling you dude, if you wake her up while she’s sleeping off a migraine your life expectancy is going to drop dramatically.”

See! I told you she uses wax!

would this be a bad time to talk about your immortal soul…?

“Lay, lady, lay

Lay across my big brass bed

Lay, lady, lay

Lay across my big brass bed

Whatever colors you have in your mind

I’ll show them to you and you’ll see them shine"

—Bob Dylan

“Lady Madonna lying on the bed

Listen to the music playing in your head"

Lennon/McCartney

“My lady D’Arbanville, why do you sleep so still?

I’ll wake you tomorrow

And you will be my fill, yes, you will be my fill"

Cat Stevens

“The vicar’s arrived. Shall I show him in?”

The first x rated peep show.

Can I interest you in some insurance? We have the best rates in the country – You go ahead and lie down, I can keep talking from over here – and you save even more if you bundle homeowners and auto…

“The bet’s off! How can I tell if rug matches the drapes when she’s had a Brazilian Cut!”

Are you ready for your next ‘client’?

“Just dropped in to see what condition your condition is in.”

No, Don, no credit, Mel only takes cash.

The title, “ Hétaïre offerte”, reveals that the woman is on display for sale, or rather rental, which makes the foreground guy the client and the background guy the procurer. By the look on the client’s face, it appears the transaction will soon be consummated – in all senses of the word.

So this is what’s behind door 3…..I win!

This painting is an example of Take Your Kid to Work Week. Dad painted the nude and let his 12-year-old paint the guys in the background.

Seriously, it really does look like two different artists painted this picture.

“How can you see with all that light?” Auntie Mame; screenplay by Betty Comdon and Alolph Green based on the novel by Patrick Dennis (1958).

“Whoa bro, you’re right. Sis does sleep in the nude!”

Is that a Kardashian? Damn, I luvs me a big leg woman.

English Title: Two old Letchers and an Exposed Maiden

“When I snap my fingers, you will wake up and remember nothing, but you will find me irresistibly attractive.” (Learned this from the Epstein-Weinstin method.)

It’s Show & Sell at the Patel No Tell Motel!

“NEXT!”

Courtesan offered or King Candaules and Gyges: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Boissard_Fernand_1841_H%C3%A9ta%C3%AFre_offerte.jpg 

(best viewed by Google Chrome, with Google Translate added to chrome://extensions, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to more info about this painting.

 

http://www.theophilegautier.fr/boissard-de-boisdenier/ 

has info about this artist (again, Chrome can translate as necessary), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL, which indirectly points to his French Wikipedia page: 

https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Ferdinand_Boissard_de_Boisdenier 

(again, Chrome can automatically translate as necessay). First work by him used here.

 

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2403 (March 11, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

You’re right. She really does have a pretty face! :)

It turns out that voyeurs and exhibitionists can have very harmonious relationships.

“And this is the bedroom. Don’t mind us, ma’am. I’m just showing the house to a client…”

“You’re wife – she a ‘goer’ ? Say no more.. say no more… know wha’ I mean ?” – Monty Python

camiel though it would be good to faint rather than have sex with those loosers, she just forgot to put her clothes back on.

Just checking – do you sill have Corona virus, or can you see ‘clients’?

Hard to sleep with that blabber mouth there…

Hey honey … have you seen my phone?