That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for August 26, 2020

You can put the boy’s camp on an island but the girls will figure out how to get there.

“Find a spot where we don’t have to parallel park.”

“Yes, get back here; you have to wear actual flotation devices.”

Yeah, I saw it too. Either it was the lock Ness monster, or Jaws. And we aren’t in Scotland.

Are you certain there are hot guy over there? There better be hot guys. Hot single guys. Because let me tell you, rowing in a corset is hell!

“I don’t know why Dad gets so nervous when I dock this next to his Chris Craft. It’s not like I intentionally sank the last one.”

“Those sailors were more interested in each other than us.”

cover of the 1898 sports illustrated swimsuit edition…

“Don’t worry, Father. You can see she’s all dressed up in her finest, and we just want to be “paddlin’ Madeline home!” (apologies to Jackie Gleason)

“Keep looking. I know my hat blew off somewhere around here. “

Ghislaine Maxwell making her first delivery to the Island.

“This isn’t the Kennedy yacht either. Let’s try that one over there”

Just look at those ’ors out there.

“Don’t look back you fools! Keep rowing and pretend you can’t hear her.”

Look, back there on the dock. Did we leave our poles?

The oarsperson’s workouts is showing good back and chest development.

Row, row, row your boat…

Well, the good lord knows I tried/ but you simply would not be denied/ that last dab of lipstick/ you dim-witted dipstick/ and now we’ve missed the tide !

Delivering the first female harbor pilot to the Great Eastern was a historic moment.

“Who are these guys, TomSawyer, Huck Finn, and Becky?

“Why is that man over there naked?”

Wait, did you see that? There was plenty of room on that door for him, she just let him slip off into the abyss!

How do I put this thing in reverse?

Girls in A Rowing Boat or Summer in the Archipelago:

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Albert_Edelfelt_-_Girls_in_a_Rowing_Boat_(Summer_in_the_Archipelago).jpg 

(best viewed by Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most webpages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/edelfelt_albert.html

https://www.wikiart.org/en/edelfelt-albert

https://www.wga.hu/bio_m/e/edelfelt/biograph.html

https://www.askart.com/artist_bio/Albert_Edelfelt/11028608/Albert_Edelfelt.aspx 

https://www.artiststudiomuseum.org/studio-museums/albert-edelfelts-studio-museum/ 

https://kansallisbiografia.fi/english/person/3217 

https://www.albertedelfeltinateljee.fi/ 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (again, askart.com can be read in full for free on Fridays, and Chrome can automatically translate as necessary), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. So far, 6 works by him have been used here. 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2020/06/22?comments=visible 

has the prior (my comment there used the same artist info URLs).

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2522 (August 25, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

ETHEL: When the Carpathia was picking up survivors, you said "NO WAY, THOSE BIG SHIPS AREN’T SAFE! HELEN: AWH, QUITCHERBITCHIN! We made it didn’t we…

The wives of the butcher, the baker and the candlestick maker.

The search for that man from Nantucket continues.

After gob-smacking the deckhand after his unfortunate mispronunciation, Maggie told him angrily, “I’m a ‘rower’ I’ll have you know!”

Beatrice was certain that when they found a way home, these two would think twice before demanding to ride on her husband’s dinghy.

Yeah, yeah, it was fun for you and Becky, but I’m not rowing next time.

“Push one oar forward and the other back. I’m sure that’s the way it’s supposed to go, but we’re just going in circles.”

The caption would be funny if they were leaving. But they aren’t. They’re returning. The pointy end is aimed at the dock. They’ve gone out, they’ve come back. They obviously know how to row.

“Really girls, this is the best way I’ve found to meet hunky sailors! We just have to pretend we are terrified, in great peril and don’t know how to work the oars.”

When I get by the dock, jump! Save yourselves!

“No… No, I don’t think that’s Paris. I think we may have took a wrong turn.”

Last effort: I don’t know which one of youse/ decided to take THIS cruise/ but I wish you had not/ because this cruise has got/ no music,no sex, and no booze!