“At last — a touch-screen tablet computer I can effectively use! Not only can the screen images appear nice and big, but I now won’t struggle with fat-finger selection mistakes. The size is a bit inconvenient, though …”
“Oh! So this is a guillotine…..What a handy little device to have around the house. If some guy shows up here by the name of Ishmael, be sure to show him this and tell him that this will be what happens next!”
“Hmmm…” thought Friedrich, “what compels a man seeing the words ‘wet paint’ on something inevitably to touch that thing? I must ask Sigmund about that, the next time we meet for racquetball.”
“This map is pleasing to the eye, but I’m afraid it’s inaccurate. You’ve made Germany much too large, squeezing out much of France, Poland, Bohemia, even our beloved Austria. Saying it’s “ahead of it’s time” may fool the critics, but it’s simply bad cartography."
All time favorite authentication question: “Is ice hot?” At the time I was rehearsing Exit the Body, in which everyone was looking for stolen diamonds – “hot ice” in classic gangster slang.
(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, Ecosia, and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found, and once there find the text string Studio, and click its link for info and links that point to more info (perhaps best viewed using Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most webpages if necessary) about this roughly jumbo envelope size, oil on panel painting.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3062 (January 15, 2023) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there (awaiting Mr. Melcher’s approval) pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. So far, 5 works by this artist have been used here, the June 13, 2019, strip bring the prior. I usually write something like: The artist URLs listed in my comment there are also in the blog comment. But, evidently the GoComics Moderator must have found something objectionable about my comments and deleted it, along with several others around that time.
rmremail over 1 year ago
“Ooh, I like this one. How much?”
“That painting is $5,000, sir.”
“No, I mean the girl.”
Solstice*1947 over 1 year ago
/// To the painter, the soldier said, “Sold!
Your new nude is a sight to behold.
And I love the fact that
to the touch, it’s not flat.
Feel this bump… you can tell she was cold.”
rmremail over 1 year ago
Yes, I looked just like that when I was twenty!
Sir? That’s a still life of a fruit plate.
BE THIS GUY over 1 year ago
The artist hated it when “potential buyers” smudged his paintings.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 1 year ago
You blur, it you bought it.
ronaldspence over 1 year ago
Why did I get the lousy numbers on the football pool?
epaphus8 over 1 year ago
Guy on the far right: “What’s a ‘robot’? Or a ‘traffic light’?”
PraiseofFolly over 1 year ago
“At last — a touch-screen tablet computer I can effectively use! Not only can the screen images appear nice and big, but I now won’t struggle with fat-finger selection mistakes. The size is a bit inconvenient, though …”
Egrayjames over 1 year ago
“Oh! So this is a guillotine…..What a handy little device to have around the house. If some guy shows up here by the name of Ishmael, be sure to show him this and tell him that this will be what happens next!”
jdculhane46 over 1 year ago
Let’s see, you x is in the upper right so I’ll put my o in the left corner
thebashfulone over 1 year ago
Art: a study in light, shadow, and unrelenting dreariness.
Call me Ishmael over 1 year ago
Said the Colonel “Your atelier/
Is a hotbed of moral decay!/
This work is unclean-/
It’s downright obscene-/
Kindly have it delivered today!”
Silly Season over 1 year ago
From: Call me Ishmael
https://www.gocomics.com/profile/2288699
~
Said the Colonel “Your atelier/
Is a hotbed of moral decay!/
This work is unclean-/
It’s downright obscene-/
Kindly have it delivered today!”
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member over 1 year ago
I’ll just replace this fuse and the light will turn back on!
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member over 1 year ago
Something just doesn’t seem right…I’m trying as hard as I might…But I really can’t see…Is that a nude or a tree…Just wait till I turn on the light.
MS72 over 1 year ago
Touchscreen paintings!
fritzoid Premium Member over 1 year ago
“There’s Waldo!”
fritzoid Premium Member over 1 year ago
“What is this, some kind of joke? You’ve painted me as a grotesque, leering lunatic!”
“Milord, that’s a mirror. Your portrait is over here.”
fritzoid Premium Member over 1 year ago
The customers were amazed by the technique of Fortescue’s meat collages. The dog was just waiting for him to him to drop the pallette.
fritzoid Premium Member over 1 year ago
“Hmmm…” thought Friedrich, “what compels a man seeing the words ‘wet paint’ on something inevitably to touch that thing? I must ask Sigmund about that, the next time we meet for racquetball.”
fritzoid Premium Member over 1 year ago
To his dog, every artist is a Michelangelo.
fritzoid Premium Member over 1 year ago
“‘Wenn…du…das…lesen…kannst,…bist…du…zu…nah…dran.’ I don’t get it.”
The Wolf In Your Midst over 1 year ago
“If I keep the lights dim enough, they’ll never notice it’s a paint-by-numbers kit. I’m brilliant!”
anomaly over 1 year ago
Artist: “No, I DON’T think she would look better with a mustache! Stop that!”
Ken Holman Premium Member over 1 year ago
“Please don’t touch the boobies, Sir”
fritzoid Premium Member over 1 year ago
“Very nice, Herr Friedländer. You’ve managed to capture the Humors of War that Goya missed completely…”
fritzoid Premium Member over 1 year ago
“This map is pleasing to the eye, but I’m afraid it’s inaccurate. You’ve made Germany much too large, squeezing out much of France, Poland, Bohemia, even our beloved Austria. Saying it’s “ahead of it’s time” may fool the critics, but it’s simply bad cartography."
fritzoid Premium Member over 1 year ago
“This painting grips me, Friedrich. It grabs me and it won’t let go. Seriously, my finger’s stuck.”
T... over 1 year ago
Quis est non compos mentis – European Renaissance Latin c. 1450…
gcarlson over 1 year ago
All time favorite authentication question: “Is ice hot?” At the time I was rehearsing Exit the Body, in which everyone was looking for stolen diamonds – “hot ice” in classic gangster slang.
d1234dick Premium Member over 1 year ago
which switch turns the lights on? it’s so dark in here i can’t see the nudes.
mabrndt Premium Member over 1 year ago
The Painter Friedländer in His Studio:
Paste (including the quote marks)
"Category:Friedrich Friedländer" site=commons.wikimedia.org
(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, Ecosia, and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found, and once there find the text string Studio, and click its link for info and links that point to more info (perhaps best viewed using Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most webpages if necessary) about this roughly jumbo envelope size, oil on panel painting.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3062 (January 15, 2023) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there (awaiting Mr. Melcher’s approval) pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. So far, 5 works by this artist have been used here, the June 13, 2019, strip bring the prior. I usually write something like: The artist URLs listed in my comment there are also in the blog comment. But, evidently the GoComics Moderator must have found something objectionable about my comments and deleted it, along with several others around that time.
Running Buffalo Premium Member over 1 year ago
What do you mean I have to be an OnlyFans member? Of course I’m a fan! Now let me see the picture!
fritzoid Premium Member over 1 year ago
“You say it’s ‘Impressionist,’ yet my finger leaves no impression at all. See?”
fritzoid Premium Member over 1 year ago
“I recognize you, Friedrich, and your little doggie. But who’s this fat buffoon in the middle of the picture?”
fritzoid Premium Member over 1 year ago
“‘Du bist da…’ Ach, the Cinnabon is on the other side of the mall, by the J.C. Pfennig!”
fritzoid Premium Member over 1 year ago
“He looks alive enough to actually pull my finger… Whoops! I guess he can!”
fritzoid Premium Member over 1 year ago
“You say this color is called “Prussian Blue?’ Where I’m from, we just call it ‘Blue.’”
fritzoid Premium Member over 1 year ago
“The eyes seem to follow me around the room. I must poke them.”
fritzoid Premium Member over 1 year ago
“You say this cat loves Mondays and hates lasagna? I think you’re onto something, but you aren’t quite there.”