That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for April 23, 2024

A Fool With Two Woman

“You’re calling me a fool⁉️ Who is about to have a night most of you fantasize⁉️”

/// They’re soon parted— a fool and his money.

(And, when broke, the Fool parts with his honey.)

Here, A Fool with Two Women

made one eat a persimmon.

Her expression says, “That wasn’t funny!”

“Everybody plays the fool sometime

There’s no exception to the rule”

The last Nielsen ratings family…

What would you expect from an artist with a singsong name?

Someone told me is I dressed like this they wouldn’t kill me, afraid of germs.

Tis an ignorant judge who’d sequester/

Sylvester, the sensuous jester,/

With an all female jury/

Lest the girls rise (in fury)/

For Sylvester is prone to “pester”..

Always fooling around, Joe decided to photo bomb the ‘girls night out picture’.

“A day in the life of a fool

A sad and a long lonely day …”

But Oh! Those Boogie Nights!

“Wanna see something funny? Wait ’til you see this joker is naked.”

The original version of Double Dutch was more fun than jumping rope.

Looks like they’ve thrown back a few

Finally, we get to see what Steve Melcher looks like!

I’m a fool I’ve made drastic mistakes/

I ought to have put on the brakes/

When I made jokes obscene/

Concerning the Queen/

And her breasts- which are obvious fakes…

I once starred at the Court Imperial:/

My successes were steady- and serial./

For a while, I rode high/

But the wave passed me by/

As I ran out of good material..///

My demise was quite swift and dramatic/

When I tried a few quips “democratic”./

They were poorly received:/

(The King was aggrieved)/

Now I live with two trulls – in an attic.

“I’m no ordinary fool. I’m the fool on the hill who sees the sun going down, and the eyes in my head see the world spinning ’round.”

" Then, when we’re sure he’s asleep, we place his hand in this bowl of warm water, like this and…shoot, now I have to go change my pants!"

“Dig this ladies, I short sheet-ed the Kings bed.”

“I just give them a few hits from my pipe and I become a comedy genius to them.”

Cue Monty Python’s skit – Village Idiots. “Well, I may be an idiot, but I’m no fool.”

“I would, but the king said you didn’t perform well.”

A Fool with Two Women: 

Paste (including the quote marks) 

"Category:Jesters in art" Wikimedia 

(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, Ecosia, and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found and once there find the text string women, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting, along with a recent auction house’s Description. 

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3309 (April 23, 2024) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger, if you trim what’s after .jpg from the URL). I have added a comment there pointing to the info about this artist I used to point to here. Only work by him used here so far.

Although Jessica thinks he’s funny, to Joanne it’s just another dad joke.

see ladies, right under my hand the new brest implant

I told ’em that for fifty bucks I could add “ears” to their head wraps. Then they could look cool too!

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“A Fool with Two Women”

While the painter is elsewhere engaged/

A small revolution’s been staged/

And when he gets back/

From preparing his snack/

He will probably be enraged..