That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for November 08, 2024

/// Valentin played guitar here all week.

He kept hearing female voices speak

from a convent beyond

the stone wall, and he’s fond

of young girls, so he’s Sneaking a Peak.

Yes, Mistress. I am ready for my punishment.

Jake was hoping his guitar playing would attract many women. All he could see were a bunch of racoons.

Would you quite down & stop having fun! My shift doesn’t end for another hour.

“Yeah, she ain’t a blonde.”

Dang! Glass shards is gonna’ mess up the rest of this date.

“Well, here’s another nice mess you’ve gotten me into!”

I know I left my guitar around here somewhere.

When you sing and play so bad that it even makes you sick

It was the end for Durgle the Bard in the goblin village after consecutively failing his persuasion, stealth and athletics checks.

“I found Waldo! But we’re too late. Call an ambulance, but tell them there’s no need to hurry.”

America’s Funniest Parkour Fails

Are you still listening?

The Adventures of Peeping Bluestocking.

His lust for climbing ivy had gotten out of hand.

“Hey kid, you know that’s Poison Ivy right?”

It sounds like they’re having a ball/

On the other side of the wall:/

And when I am through/

I’ll have futtered a few -/

But I doubt I can handle them all..

In a daring daylight heist, a pie valued at 35 sous — nearly two francs — was stolen from a Toulouse widow sill as it cooled. The gendarmes have no suspects at this time, but they’ve released this sketch of the brazen criminal based on eyewitness descriptions. Inspector Javert, who is leading the investigation, had this to say: “No matter how high your window, if a miscreant wants your pie desperately enough he will find a way to take it from your sill as it cools. But I will find him, even if it takes twenty years.”

JULIET! Are you OK?! I didn’t realize you were in a ladder! Juliet?”

Jehan’s son didn’t want to be in the family portrait.

Having been in the guitar-playing biz for some time now, he simply assumed the position without needing to be told.

Sneaking a peek: 

Paste (including the quote marks) 

"Category:Jehan Georges Vibert" Wikimedia 

(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, Ecosia, and Brave search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first (other than expletive Pinterest in the case of DuckDuckGo) Category: found and once there find the text string peek, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this roughly B4 paper size painting. 

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3407 (November 8, 2024) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger, if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. So far, 5 works associated with him have been used here, the November 1, 2017, strip being the prior.

“Hah! There’s no way a tiger could jump this high! I’m perfectly safe.”

After he downed this whole nicked jug of sangria, Diego was happy he had the time to be sick over the neighbors wall, or his mother would have had his hide.

And another thing….I’m tired of being the but of all your jokes.

Hey! Who yelled MARCO!

For Monday: “she’s got a ticket to ride and she don’t care!” -

- Sung by some British group whose name escapes me.. The Troggs? No.. The animals? No..Gerry and the pacemakers? No…