That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for February 12, 2025

/// Two girls teased handsome shepherd, Phillipe,

asking whether he’d slept with a sheep.

His reply was “Not I!”

(Though a shag he might try.)

Shepherds can’t watch the flock while asleep.

If you go down in the woods today, you’re sure of a big surprise

If you go down in the woods today, you’d better go in disguise

For every bear that ever there was

Will gather there for certain because

Today’s the day the Teddy Bears have their picnic

“Hey Betty, I’ll bet $10 he says, “Nice Jugs Ladies.”

Shepherd: The closest I ever came to a menage-a-trois was when I dated a schizophrenic.

EW!

“…so anyway girls, l’ve got this boisterous sheep between my legs to keep it from escaping and a passerby looked over the wall and asked if l was sheering it.

I said, “Certainly not! Pi$$ off and find your own!”

“They told me this is a great place to meet chicks. Have you ladies seen any?”

Maybe you’ve visited my channel — Ewe Tube.

I’ve got nothing on under this raincoat.

Hoping to entice women with his keen wit, Willie stops to compliment them on their lovely jugs.

Nothing like a painting with little sexual symbolism!

Hey there, they call me ‘Big Balls’, and I’m a senior advisor in the State Department. Want to have a roll in the hay?

I tried to “do “/

A Kangaroo /

But I couldn’t make the leap../

And a passing shrew/

Said “no, thank you!”/

So I’m back to “doing “ sheep..

-Apologies to Noel coward

eew.

“Or Ram Beau?”

Way to ram a bad joke home.

“No – you can’t milk my sheep. You need to find a guy with a flock of cows for that.”

An idle moment: 

Paste (including the quote marks) 

"Category:Paintings by Daniel Ridgway Knight" Wikimedia 

(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, Ecosia, and Brave search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Wikimedia Category: found and once there find the text string 1890s, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this painting. 

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3460 (February 12, 2025) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger, if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there pointing to the blog entry with my comment and reply pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. So far, 10 works by this artist have been used here, the February 10, 2025, strip bring the prior.

Old shepherd advising the young shepherd how to “do” a ewe:

“Now, you unlace your boots and sneak up behind her. Grab her back legs and stick them down into your boot tops – then she can’t run away.”

Young shepherd: “But in that position, how can I kiss her?!”

“And how was it for ewe?” “Not baaah-d.”