The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for May 26, 2021

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    Wilde Bill  over 3 years ago

    Yeah, I was afraid of that.

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    LookingGlass Premium Member over 3 years ago

    With that face&smile, Mother Gargoyle could sink a thousand ships!!

    (With apologies to Helen of Troy, who it was said, could launch a thousand ships!!)

    /SHNARK/

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    nosirrom  over 3 years ago

    Mother Gargle baring her teeth is not a pleasant thought.

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    Baarorso  over 3 years ago

    Brutus can’t tell (or are you happiest when you’re at your most sour, Mama Gargoy…er…Gargle?). :/

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    dadthedawg Premium Member over 3 years ago

    A face…..that only a mother could love.

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    flyertom  over 3 years ago

    Reminds me of the Geico commercial where Joan Rivers asks, “Am I smiling? I can’t tell!”

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    WLG12037  over 3 years ago

    Things would be a lot more pleasant if she would put a bag over her head—if there’s a bag big enough to fit over that helmet she calls hair.

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    Chris  over 3 years ago

    that doesn’t look very convincing.

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    bigplayray  over 3 years ago

    The best example of “RBF” ever!

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    e.groves  over 3 years ago

    Storm clouds gather when she frowns.

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    rhpii  over 3 years ago

    Carefully retreat Brutus. Don’t show your back, and definitely don’t show any fear.

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    Michael G.  over 3 years ago

    Don’t you wish she was two-faced?

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    julie.mason1 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Turn that frown upside down, Brutus, by doing a Wrestle Mania pile driver head first to her.

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    preacherman Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I suppose it’s no accident that her hair looks so much like a witch’s hat.

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    Jeff0811  over 3 years ago

    Fine then… In that case, must you walk around the house?

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    CorkLock  over 3 years ago

    Pity any burglar.

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    exness Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Sometimes when I glance in my husbands direction, he says What? I say, I didn’t say anything. He says, You looked at me funny. This is my face, I can’t change it.

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    zzeek  over 3 years ago

    Mother Gargle, your evil grin is not the same as a smile. It only suggests to people that you have either gotten away with, or are up to something nefarious.

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    raybarb44  over 3 years ago

    Evil is as evil does. Can’t change a Zebra’s stripes……

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    hooglah  over 3 years ago

    One who should always were a mask.

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    ChessPirate  over 3 years ago

    If a Gargoyle smiles at you, do you turn to stone?

    (ಠ益ಠ)

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    Spiny Norman Premium Member over 3 years ago

    It’s called “resting bitch face” it applies to men or women and I have been told I am afflicted.

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    christelisbetty  over 3 years ago

    I’m going to (gasp) go with Mother Gargle here. Gravity pulls down the corners of your mouth as you age. The past year of the masks, should have taught us to smile with our eyes.

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    paranormal  over 3 years ago

    Careful Brutus! She could be slapping the expression off of your face!!!

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    Lightpainter  over 3 years ago

    Doesn’t Brutus realize that witches don’t really smile?

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    cuzinron47  over 3 years ago

    A sneer is probably the best you’re gonna get with that disposition.

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    Buckeye67  over 3 years ago

    Brutus, just learn to love her for what she is, an evil, despicable old crone. Actually, I am only kidding about the love part.

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    megerkey  over 3 years ago

    Smiling like a shark as it eats a big meal? I think you should walk or run away.

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    JesseLouisMartinez  over 3 years ago

    It’s a frown turned upside down

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    Judeeye Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Look at Brutus with a backbone. Now quickly look away. That smile on her puss is bound to be terrifying. :))

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