The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for June 07, 2021

What’s that saying about a pot calling a kettle?…..

Another Glady’s gentle consideration about Brutus.

Said the human gumdrop.

Well Gladys, you are no Dame Lesley Lawson, {nee Hornby} (aka Twiggy) yourself!!

/SHMIRK/

This coming from the woman who has the word “Goodyear” printed on all of her clothing.

She’s a natural at sarcasm. After all we all know who her mother is.

Where’s the rimshot?

Take a look in the mirror. You’re no prize, either.

So that’s what they mean when they say that inside every fat person is a thin person waiting to come out.

I think Gladys is making an Astral of herself Projecting like that.

Says Mme. Bibendum.

Says Gladys, the epitome of female pulchritude. Although Rubens would have found her to be a suitable model!

People in glass houses……..

Uh—-Your not exactly a bikini model yourself there babe.

Shaming someone about their weight is something no one should ever do, and it rarely ever works.

Poor ol’ Brutus, getting hassled by the wife AND Mother Gargle? A no win sityeeachun, unless the Creator can step in again and let him “win” a few more !

It’s not his fault, Brutus is just too short for his weight.

Dream killer!

She just says the sweetest things. “It’s a shame that she isn’t single” is something often repeated by Brutus….

Pear is a shape.

From sitting on the sofa

That deserves a personal gift, … a mirror.