The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for April 11, 2022

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    C  over 2 years ago

    Worse

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    angelolady Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Well, you got one on her, Brutus. Hope it was worth it….

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 2 years ago

    “And never call again!”

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    oldpine52  over 2 years ago

    Given the choice between a telemarketer and the old witch, I’d choose the telemarketer.

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    cubswin2016  over 2 years ago

    My favorite method of dealing with telemarketers is the Jerry Seinfeld method. “Could you give me your number so we can discuss this later when you are at home. Oh, you don’t want me calling you at home? Now, you know how I feel.”

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    [Traveler] Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Good one

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    jmworacle  over 2 years ago

    Why not try to put “Mother Gargoyle” on the do not call list?

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    nosirrom  over 2 years ago

    Caller ID has improved my blood pressure.

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    GROG Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I turn my phone off after 4 PM and don’t turn it on again until the next morning. I grew tired of all kinds ruining my meals and interupting my movies.

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    Justanolddude Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Oh the problems of having a home phone.

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    zzeek  over 2 years ago

    It may look like a win for Brutus in the moment, but we all know he will pay for it in the end, hence why his nickname isn’t Nick.

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    Otto Knowbetter  over 2 years ago

    I like to ask telemarketers “Is this really what you wanted to be when you grew up?”

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Je suis désolé mais le numéro que vous avez composé n’est plus en service

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    Nubmaeme  over 2 years ago

    With caller ID, who answers the phone when a strange number or one you don’t want to talk to appears? Let it go the answering machine or voice mail, whichever you have.

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    preacherman Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Now, you’ve done it, Brutus. Gladys will have to quickly call her mom back and apologize for your foupa and you’ll be in the doghouse for a week. Of course, in your house, you’d probably not notice the difference.

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    Chris  over 2 years ago

    Brutus must want to be buried with his food tonight in the non heated dog house he’s now in.

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    flemmingo  over 2 years ago

    Yea! He told off the old battle axe!

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    timinwsac Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I wonder if Brutus has a phone in the dog house?

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    CorkLock  over 2 years ago

    Brutus, apologize now and tonight and tomorrow morning and…

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Good for you Brutus!

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    raybarb44  over 2 years ago

    “Well said and we’ll played” will be inscribed on Brutus’s tomb stone, probably tomorrow….

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    sundogusa  over 2 years ago

    Your car warranty is about to end. You know the rest!

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    Lola85 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I love it when Brutus gets this bold. Of course, as “zeek” said, he’s going to pay for it.

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    manowarrior  over 2 years ago

    Mother gargle should be a telemarketer.

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    paranormal  over 2 years ago

    Brutus, you’re sure going to pay for that!!!

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    djtenltd  over 2 years ago

    HA!! Caught you out there, Gladys!

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    kathleenhicks62  over 2 years ago

    Wow that took guts for his part.

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    Buckeye67  over 2 years ago

    Brutus appears to be extremely pleased with himself, so it would seem he thought his handling of the call was worth any possible future grief.

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    cuzinron47  over 2 years ago

    Should’ve just said it was a nuisance call, he’d still be right.

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    lawguy05  over 2 years ago

    Hahaha!

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    Moonkey Premium Member over 2 years ago

    He rolls and loses again!

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    heathcliff2  over 2 years ago

    She probably did it intentionally.

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    heathcliff2  over 2 years ago

    My favorite is the toilet method.

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    paullp Premium Member over 2 years ago

    On the zinger scoreboard, Brutus just scored a double — getting both his MIL and his wife in the short space of three panels!

    And although most of his sparring with Gladys is verbal, if he’s in the mood for seconds, I’d suggest he go to the kitchen and get it himself, in the interest of self-protection . . .

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    edeloriea14  over 2 years ago

    It could have been worse if it was Leroy Lockhorn telling off his mother in law on the phone.

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    Lightpainter  over 2 years ago

    Lol Chip!!! Didn’t see that coming.

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