The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for April 28, 2022

Four donuts for breakfast? You’re a real greedy, Brutus.

Do-nut do that

You could have said you brought 8 donuts to work, you know, Brutus. Truth.

What’s the big deal??!! It still leaves 8 donuts for the “boss!!”

/SHEESH/

That’s the delivery tax. It’s part of the new ‘shrinkflation’

Brutus started the meeting without you.

A fresh Krispy Kreem will do that to ya I suppose.

So Brutus has qualifications to join Door Dash.

He bought them, he can eat as many as he wants.

At least most of the donuts made it to the meeting.

He could have eaten 5 or 6 donuts if it were a Baker’s Dozen.

He had a posterior motive?

Brutus gifted wrapped the other four – inside – himself. Chocolate for me please. Yummy yummy, good for my tummy.

It’s just as well. Since Boss Man will likely polish off those eight, Brutus did need to get his share first.

@Jeffin I Kant understand posterior analytics.

Brutus is a truthful man…that is not a loser!

Breaker’s Dozen…

Only 4 are missing?……

I bet he left all the plain cake ones alone.

If he bought the doughnuts from the same bakery where I buy them, he ate 5 of them. They sell a baker’s dozen.

Well, it’s eight more donuts than Veeblefester is bringing to the meeting

Now let’s see if they make it to the meeting.

Hey Veebs give him a raise and he’ll buy two dozen next time!

Or say it was the “payroll tax”

He should have said he brought a half dozen, then blushed when 8 were in the box, as if he got them free for being so nice.

Look at it this way, he only withheld one third for taxes.

Another poor soul tempted by the smell of donuts.