The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for September 04, 2022

Too bad you missed it

It’s a good thing you weren’t driving, then.

Right on the nose! Good shot, Brutus. You waited for just the right moment.

With that ice cream on her face, I think she didn’t see it.

How could you with that cone in your face?

So is that what you would call a nose cone? Looks like some ice buildup on the nose cone.

You’re going to regret that!

“SQUIRREL!!!!!”

Sorry Dear. I was thinking about the Artemis moon rocket and wondered what you’d look like with a nosecone.

that’s cause you were licking your treat. How could you see anything with your mind in la la land.

That’s his story and he’s sticking to it.

Brutus….you couldn’t resist!!!

Really Brutus?

Good one.

Timing is everything

Gladys gets her, um, just desserts?

Chocolate is funnier than vanilla or strawberry.

Share or wear – that is the question. Brutus you sneaky ole fox you.

So many years ago while driving around, my yet to be wife was drinking from a can. Just as she started to get it to her lips, I punched the gas and yes, it went all over her. She was POd, then cracked up laughing. That was over 45 years ago. Thursday is our anniversary.

I HAD a girlfriend like Gladys, once. I’d provide her transportation and buy her food, but just for HER. I guess I was performing my duty of driving her around and buying her food.

Brutus gets one!

The squirrel was two blocks away.

Brutus needs his eyes checked. But checks aren’t really good on him…

Sly smile Brutus…sly dog!

Squirrels love Brutus. He’s nuts.

He just wanted her to stop that lickin’.

The cone on the nose is hilarious! Juxtaposed with Brutus’s expression in the final panel I almost lost my coffee through my own nose. Bravo Chip! Thanks for a Sunday delight

I think Brutus was just practicing for when he has Mother Gargle in the car with an ice cream cone.

Easy strip today, Creator ??? ; )

Oh, you bad boy you. Just trying to keep that spice in your marriage I see….

good thing the squirrel didn’t get creamed… ☺

It’s very good to know that Brutus is keeping a close watch on our furry little friends out there !

No one is allowed to eat in my car. Not even me. This is one reason why.

Is that a smile or dismay?

Brutus, you could be nice and offer to lick the ice cream off.

Only Gladys Thornapple has to stare at her ice cream cone to like the ice cream. How did you manage to overshoot your mouth and hit your nose Gladys?

I scream, you scream, Gladys screams for ice cream