A long time ago, I knew a guy who brazenly wore coveralls, brought a ladder into a store, took down the big, curved, security mirror in the corner, and walked out with it. (He then left the mirror somewhere nearby.)
When I moved to where I am now, I had to switch over my homeowner’s insurance. My home came with a security system, but I didn’t pay for it, so it is defunct. When I called, I said yes to if I have security or not. He asked me if it was hooked up, and I said no. I said I have a roving security system. He asked what that is. I said my dogs. He didn’t want to allow it but decided to when I said my system works even when they electricity goes out. (My two dogs then were also beagles, but he didn’t ask the breed.)
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 6 months ago
It is truly a home security system to be recommended to everyone.
franksmin 6 months ago
Now THAT’S the Born Loser! Going back to the original despondency! Well done Chip, channeling the original Art style of pathos and humour.
Yakety Sax 6 months ago
Burglar broke in, I held my gun on him.
Burglar asked me if I was going to call 911.
“Nope. Nobody else knows you’re here…….”
angelolady Premium Member 6 months ago
Only you, Brutus.
enigmamz 6 months ago
I hate when that happens!
Little Caesar 6 months ago
Simplinotsafe!
Ahuehuete 6 months ago
I wonder how often those ring doorbell cameras are stolen
KA7DRE Premium Member 6 months ago
Brutus should have installed a few WYZE V3 cameras around his place and he might see who it was.
jmworacle 6 months ago
Something like this could oly happen to Brutus.
nosirrom 6 months ago
ADTN security system. (A Deterrent To Nobody)
pat sandy creator 6 months ago
ha! good one, Chip!
cracker65 6 months ago
Poor Brutus.
Zebrastripes 6 months ago
Someone knew what they were doing….☹️☹️
Just-me 6 months ago
Poor Brutus, stealing his security system adds insult to injury because I’m guessing he didn’t get an alert.
Chris 6 months ago
oh thee irony… the home security system needs saving. :J
General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member 6 months ago
Tough break Brutus .
CorkLock 6 months ago
Fess up Brutus – You never hooked it up.
Martin Booda 6 months ago
Oh no! Kewpie?
ladykat 6 months ago
Oh, dear, Brutus, that’s not good.
oakie9531 6 months ago
Oh the irony
paranormal 6 months ago
Forgot to turn it on, huh Thorny???
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 6 months ago
So funny! Apparently the security system was the only thing valuable enough in the house to steal. That’s our Born Loser!
raybarb44 6 months ago
Oh no. Not Kewpie. Say it isn’t so……
cuzinron47 6 months ago
Quite the endorsement for the home security system. But it does make you wonder why a burglar would steal a system that didn’t deter him.
Dapperdan61 Premium Member 6 months ago
The home security system was probably the only thing Brutus had worth stealing
Lola85 Premium Member 6 months ago
So, if it was only the camera, wouldn’t he have a record of the theft on his computer?
xaingo 6 months ago
Are you sure Mother Gargle didn’t dismantle it? You do arm it and lock the doors the moment your cameras catch sight of her.
Boise Ed Premium Member 6 months ago
A long time ago, I knew a guy who brazenly wore coveralls, brought a ladder into a store, took down the big, curved, security mirror in the corner, and walked out with it. (He then left the mirror somewhere nearby.)
Moonkey Premium Member 6 months ago
When I moved to where I am now, I had to switch over my homeowner’s insurance. My home came with a security system, but I didn’t pay for it, so it is defunct. When I called, I said yes to if I have security or not. He asked me if it was hooked up, and I said no. I said I have a roving security system. He asked what that is. I said my dogs. He didn’t want to allow it but decided to when I said my system works even when they electricity goes out. (My two dogs then were also beagles, but he didn’t ask the breed.)
gopher gofer 6 months ago
and to think he got it for a steal…
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