Calling a processed veggie burger healthy because it’s made with vegetables is like saying an oatmeal raisin cookie is healthy because it has oats and fruit.
And Brutus called in sick. Explains that. I got friends who swear that veggie burgers taste just like meat. Confirms my suspicions that they are cracked.
It’s a start. Not a great start but a start it is. I assume that it had cheese and of course those healthy fried mushrooms and onions. They were accompanied of course by oven baked french fries no doubt. Most definitely baby steps….
Ahh bacon. Every man’s love language! First time we’ve seen Mommy dearest in quite some time. I was almost missing her. Almost! Btw very subtle little question mark on top of Gargoyle’s mop in the last frame there Chip. Almost matches her coffee wisp.
codycab 9 days ago
Cheese also helps.
C 9 days ago
Mmmm.. bacon
jmworacle 9 days ago
The real stuff or that turkey foo doo.
Ahuehuete 9 days ago
You do what works!
LookingGlass Premium Member 9 days ago
Gladys should have used Mother Gargoyle’s …. “eye-of-newt” recipe!!!
;-)
suv2000 9 days ago
He ate the bacon and threw away the compost
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 9 days ago
At least a veggie burger isn’t vegan.
xaingo 9 days ago
Calling a processed veggie burger healthy because it’s made with vegetables is like saying an oatmeal raisin cookie is healthy because it has oats and fruit.
GROG Premium Member 9 days ago
I doubt bacon can make that taste better.
nosirrom 9 days ago
I don’t have a problem eating vegetables. I just don’t like it when they lie to me.
Justanolddude Premium Member 9 days ago
Is she the queen of useless tasks or removing any joy he may have remaining in his life?
Gandalf 9 days ago
It’s not healthier. The fake burgers are filled with chemicals… Just enjoy the all-natural beef!
kucpa Premium Member 9 days ago
For some reason, I don’t think that they are real health authorities.
pat sandy creator 9 days ago
bacon improves everything…
Just-me 9 days ago
For shame Gladys. For shame.
[Traveler] Premium Member 9 days ago
I tried the veggie burger at Burger King, the Impossible Whopper. My thoughts were that it was impossible to think that this was a real Whopper.
feralcat_52 9 days ago
If G-d had not intended mankind to eat meat He wouldn’t have made chickens so bloody stupid…
General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member 9 days ago
No fair Gladys !
Zebrastripes 9 days ago
Bacon….that defeated the purpose of healthy burger. …LOL
CorkLock 9 days ago
And Brutus called in sick. Explains that. I got friends who swear that veggie burgers taste just like meat. Confirms my suspicions that they are cracked.
Chris 9 days ago
whatever works… mom hides shredded carrots in the spaghetti for my little brother. ;)
Dapperdan61 Premium Member 9 days ago
Everything tastes better with Bacon. Throw on some cheese also and a beef Patty would help as well
raybarb44 9 days ago
It’s a start. Not a great start but a start it is. I assume that it had cheese and of course those healthy fried mushrooms and onions. They were accompanied of course by oven baked french fries no doubt. Most definitely baby steps….
ladykat 9 days ago
That’ll do it.
rhpii 9 days ago
I’ll take mine toasted with bacon, tomato, mayo and lettuce. Hold the textured soy patty.
bigplayray 9 days ago
Are veggie burgers healthy? Ohh yeah never mind. Mother Gargoyle said that. She’s not the greenest zucchini in the Garden!
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 9 days ago
Ahh bacon. Every man’s love language! First time we’ve seen Mommy dearest in quite some time. I was almost missing her. Almost! Btw very subtle little question mark on top of Gargoyle’s mop in the last frame there Chip. Almost matches her coffee wisp.
Gordo4ever 9 days ago
Does anyone remember the I Love Lucy “Vitameatvegamin” episode? And the hilarity ensued!
Strawberry King 9 days ago
With no salt. No fat. No taste.
gopher gofer 8 days ago
veggie burger = waste of perfectly good veggies… ☺
flemmingo 8 days ago
That old battle axe just wants to see Brutus suffer. Eating that grass makes him want to moooo!
AtomicForce91 Premium Member 8 days ago
Because those super-processed foods are so healthy.
Le'Roy Hawkins 7 days ago
Veggie burgers are in no way healthy.