The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for September 11, 2024

Cheese also helps.

Mmmm..    bacon

The real stuff or that turkey foo doo.

You do what works!

Gladys should have used Mother Gargoyle’s …. “eye-of-newt” recipe!!!

;-)

He ate the bacon and threw away the compost

At least a veggie burger isn’t vegan.

Calling a processed veggie burger healthy because it’s made with vegetables is like saying an oatmeal raisin cookie is healthy because it has oats and fruit.

I doubt bacon can make that taste better.

I don’t have a problem eating vegetables. I just don’t like it when they lie to me.

Is she the queen of useless tasks or removing any joy he may have remaining in his life?

It’s not healthier. The fake burgers are filled with chemicals… Just enjoy the all-natural beef!

For some reason, I don’t think that they are real health authorities.

bacon improves everything…

For shame Gladys. For shame.

I tried the veggie burger at Burger King, the Impossible Whopper. My thoughts were that it was impossible to think that this was a real Whopper.

If G-d had not intended mankind to eat meat He wouldn’t have made chickens so bloody stupid…

No fair Gladys !

Bacon….that defeated the purpose of healthy burger. …LOL

And Brutus called in sick. Explains that. I got friends who swear that veggie burgers taste just like meat. Confirms my suspicions that they are cracked.

whatever works… mom hides shredded carrots in the spaghetti for my little brother. ;)

Everything tastes better with Bacon. Throw on some cheese also and a beef Patty would help as well

It’s a start. Not a great start but a start it is. I assume that it had cheese and of course those healthy fried mushrooms and onions. They were accompanied of course by oven baked french fries no doubt. Most definitely baby steps….

That’ll do it.

I’ll take mine toasted with bacon, tomato, mayo and lettuce. Hold the textured soy patty.

Are veggie burgers healthy? Ohh yeah never mind. Mother Gargoyle said that. She’s not the greenest zucchini in the Garden!

Ahh bacon. Every man’s love language! First time we’ve seen Mommy dearest in quite some time. I was almost missing her. Almost! Btw very subtle little question mark on top of Gargoyle’s mop in the last frame there Chip. Almost matches her coffee wisp.

Does anyone remember the I Love Lucy “Vitameatvegamin” episode? And the hilarity ensued!

With no salt. No fat. No taste.

veggie burger = waste of perfectly good veggies… ☺

That old battle axe just wants to see Brutus suffer. Eating that grass makes him want to moooo!

Because those super-processed foods are so healthy.

Veggie burgers are in no way healthy.