The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 17, 2020

She’s lying. She’s really a werewolf.

How does she keep it untangled?

The offspring of King Kong and Fay Wray, perhaps?

I don’t think she’s embracing anything else.

She only makes a pittance on the book.

If she’s embracing nature’s blanket, why did she bleach her head hair?

Why doesn’t she braid her pit hair?

Man, you only have to sit on that pit hair by mistake once and you’ll never do it again!

You do know.. you can buy carpet pad.. no need to grow your own

And Rapunzel thinks she had a lot of hair to brush.

Her second book is Knitting for the Self-Sufficient.

Sequel, " Mary Potter and the Wooly Pits", by Sandra Vaughn!

Cousin It’s seldom seen sister!

Another of God’s little jokes on men: Hair on the top of your head – let’s just make that go away. Hair where it’s not needed (pits, back) – we’ll leave that.

In 5th grade, the teacher had question and answer time on Fridays.The kid sitting next to me asked why we have hair on our, you know, privates?

I’m impressed that anyone could grow body hair that long. How DID she do it?

This is why you shouldn’t use the Wonder Growth Hair Oil anywhere except on your head, folks.

I dunno any creature on this planet which has armpit hairs that long. I wonder what the alien astronaut theorists have got to say about this one.

G R O S S

Yesterdays Kliban: https://www.gocomics.com/kliban/2020/10/16?ct=v&cti=1225979

I remember a young guy complaining about a girl who didn’t shave under her arms. He said because of that she had poor hygiene. I said in that case, so do you.

I hope that she doesn’t want to donate to Locks of Love.

Google “free bleeding movement”.

This will create a lot of hairy situations.

This book was recommended by Paige Turner.

Sasquatch’s soulmate

But peroxide is OK?

Eeeewwww!

Her pseudonym is Yeti Betty.

Does she or doesn’t she? I think it’s obvious.

That’s some bush.

When the moon hits your eye and grows hair on your thigh, that’s lycanthropy!

ma chérie!

I was hungry until I saw this strip. It took my appetite away.

Do her cuffs match her collar?

Everytime I need to be shaved for EKG electrodes, I moan, “Curse this luxuriant pelt of mine!” ;D

Never understand why women have to shave.