The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 06, 2021

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    Kiba65  over 3 years ago

    Scott, you and Pastis friends? Really a good pun..

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    Bilan  over 3 years ago

    Well, don’t be modesto, be ventura. Get a sparks under it and reno over there.

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    macky87  over 3 years ago

    HA! I’ll believe it when I see it!

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    Kind&Kinder  over 3 years ago

    Do their police feel the same?

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    Ninette  over 3 years ago

    Alaska and let Juneau.

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    pauljmsn  over 3 years ago

    Remember, folks – puns are the lowest form of humor when someone else thinks of them first.

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    Qiset  over 3 years ago

    Let me state that differently.

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    The Reader Premium Member over 3 years ago

    GROAN!

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    Jayalexander  over 3 years ago

    According to the latest census not necessarily so. Florida and Texas like company too. Poor California.

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    iggyman  over 3 years ago

    Are they “stating” a fact!

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    nyrB Premium Member over 3 years ago

    how come nevada has arms and hands to hold the letter but california’s newspaper just mysteriously hovers in mid-air?

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    Doug K  over 3 years ago

    It’s hard to resist saying that people who reside there …

    live in a “State of Misery”.

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    joegeethree  over 3 years ago

    Understandable that Cal and Nevada are a couple since they’re always spooning.

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    cdward  over 3 years ago

    Show me.

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    Michael G.  over 3 years ago

    Stress on the wrong sy-LAH-ble.

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    docredbird  over 3 years ago

    We were telling variations on this when I was in grade school nearly 50 years ago. “How did Flora-die? She died in Missouri. What did Delaware? She wore her New Jersey. What did Iowa-y? She weighed a Washington. Why did Cali-phone-ya? She phoned to say Hawaii” There were a ton more and they were strung together in a song, but these are the ones I remember. In at least one version of the song, the retort of “Idaho (I don’t know) Alaska” was responded for each question before the real answer was revealed.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 3 years ago

    St. Louis? How arch.

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    zeexenon  over 3 years ago

    Ironically, I Google Mapped from SE Wis to Branson yesterday and the assumed flying route and the driving routes all took too long, for a twang.

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    del_grande Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Meanwhile, California doesn’t want anybody to leave – not even on vacation. Seriously, California TV stations are running ads begging people, “Take your vacation inside the state this year! We-er, our businesses-need the money!”

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    uniquename  over 3 years ago

    If they say it again, are they restating it?

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    mike75035  over 3 years ago

    California can just stay home.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Lived in MO for 10 years, now in NV for 7, but never lived in CA. Nice place to visit, but wouldn’t want to live there…

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    WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I live in Branson now -a great place! St. Louis, however…

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    WilliamMedlock  over 3 years ago

    Thank you, Scott, for saying invitation and not invite.

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    Lablubber   over 3 years ago

    Nevada finds this very humorous. Can’t stop Laughlin.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 3 years ago

    And that nice Dr. Lecter. He’s always having guests, too!

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    cuzinron47  over 3 years ago

    They’re still miffed cause we took their football team.

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    Lee26 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Oregonna go, honey?

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