The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 17, 2022

It’s not easy being sneezy…or cheesy!

I had to search for a leopard with spots, but I finally found him. He’s Chester Cheetah and is the mascot for Cheetos. So that’s why he blew orange dust all over. When it takes five minutes of research, the joke has failed.

Let’s just hope that’s cheese dust.

“Bless you, too.”

“Snot nice Mr. Cheetos!”

“It’s not easy being cheesy.”

The argyle sweater is consistently obscure.

just my thing, don’t want to ruin it for folks who like these kind of jokes, but i just hate sneeze jokes. same goes for fart jokes. or belch jokes. the artist’s talent is nothing to sneeze at, wish he’d skip the sneeze jokes…

Ahhhhhh! Cheetos!!

I once spotted a leopard. But then I found out that they come this way.

Is he still around?

Orange you all glad it ain’t you?

That moment went out in an orange puff of smoke.

Things that make you want to crunch

So that’s how Donnie Dimbulb got to be that color!

And to you….

He’s up to no gouda.

He did not go ‘achoooo’, he went ‘acheeeeeez’

Does Donald Dumpster sneeze orange snot?

“It ain’t easy being cheesy!”

How come the candle is still burning?

Soooooo cheeeeesey!

I got it and just went “ew”.

Chester is dangerously cheesy.