The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 07, 2022

it’s time he got off his full moon and made his own dinner!

He seems to be, as it were, wolfing it down.

He’s a Weres-my-sprouts Wolf.

Hide it in Treats? That must be akward.

Hypertrichosis is not to ridiculed!

I stand with my hirsute brothers and sisters!

To the streets!

To the alleys!

Let’s find an open dumpster! Arrruoooooooo!

The Lycanthropy Hotline offers Help in this regard. Dial 1-800-WLF-BANE.

Afterwards he’ll be having a pina colada at Trader Vic’s

Werewolf? There wolf. There castle.

If he didn’t always wolf down his food, he would never eat Brussels Sprouts.

That won’t work for me, I just won’t eat Brussel sprouts. However, I have no problem with broccoli.

If he didn’t always wolf down his food, he would never eat Brussels Sprouts.

She’d leave him, but he’s such an animal in bed…

What kind of treat can hide a Brussels sprout?

And why does “Brussels” need to be capitalized? Or is that just Google spell?

I would not in them in a treat. I will not eat them wrapped in meat. My disdain for them won’t meet defeat. Brussel Sprouts are not so neat.

Lon? Is that you?

I posted this yesterday, fits again today:

I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his handWalking through the streets of SoHo in the rain

I see he’s wolfing them down.

If someone hid Brussels Sprouts in my food, I’d never take food from them again.

If he ate the Brussel Sprouts you can tell by the bad gas the next day that smells the same. EEEW

I wonder if there would be problems if their “time of the month” coincided.

treats are her silver bullet…

Sounds like a Texas Twinkie