The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 16, 2022

It burns off any germs.

it takes a devil of a toll on your skin!

It kills the beelzebugs.

Boy, you don’t wanna use the wrong one by accident.

There must be a lot of nail salons in hell. The devil always looks like he has manicured nails.

Ooh! Funny!

It reminds me of the Rouge Angles of Satin trope.

Always room For Improvement

Aaah! To hell with that hygiene measures!

Read carefully before you use. The devil is in the details!

Impurell?

Don’t forget to wash the tail.

The cream replenishes the soul-eating bacteria in his claws.

https://youtu.be/Kh1CqCAc2fE

Just a standard soap recipe, fat and Caustic Soda, leave out the fat.

“Well, isn’t that special”? The Church Lady.

That’s the one Pontius Pilate uses.

If Satan pumps it too fast it will create Beelzebubbles

It was discovered that hand blowers spread more germs than not!

At X-mas, time, they use Santa-tizer at the day care center.

Less dangerous than getting “Hannitized.”

Probably cheaper to install than the Saintinizer.

SNORT! Very funny, Scott. Thanks!

Just a quick note for the theologically challenged: In the Biblical fairytale (ain’t it great when the atheist is the one with the theological knowledge??), Lucifer was an Archangel; he was beautiful.

Many religious traditions have had a horned god (the best known probably being Pan); usually associated with fertility and partying, and surrounded by the kind of rituals you expect for that.

When the Roman church moved into places where such gods were esteemed (but most especially northern Europe, they wanted to convince the locals to convert (and thus tithe) to Catholicism, and accept that sex was only for 1) a stable couple or 2) a priest & a little boy, they said Oh, look at the ugly monster – that’s Satan!!!

“Employees Must Wash Hooves…”

Just out of the picture: Chubby guy in a red suit with a white beard. He’s using the Santatizer.

There’s the rub, Beelzebub.

satan’s motto is “cleanliness is next to godliness”…

If it is a Satanizer, does that mean the individual may not have been Satan until he started using it?

And what about the santaizer?

Should’ve been a 2 panel though – two normal guys walking in the restroom, then this after he hits the satanizer…