The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 25, 2023

Walrusvador Dahli!

Snidely Tusklash

Neither is the guy with the glasses, I bet.

The moustache twirling gave him away.

Where’d you get the wax? All the cows are going wild for the waxed look.

That disguise is pencil thin.

Just visiting!

While he was still unable to interpret the sounds of the walruses, Professor Finklebottom began to suspect that his observation costume had a fatal flaw…

When Dali Walrus met John Lennon Walrus.

I wish I had a pencil-thin mustache….

Salvador Walrus

He’s a dandy.

What about the guy in the front lower right hand corner…he is wearing glasses!!

What the hell is Goo goo g’joob?

No, I’m not. Is that a problem?

Must be a relative of Chumley Walrus!

Actually, that mustache more closely resembles the one on Snidely Whiplash. He must be disguised, no doubt to avoid being found out by Dudley Do-Right of the Mounties!

Speaking of mustache wax….

Dali Walrus’ car broke down, and while waiting for the mechanic to troubleshoot the problem he decided to walk to the ice cream parlor. He ordered a vanilla ice cream cone and ate it while walking back to the car shop. As he finished the last bite he realized he forgot to grab a napkin. As he desperately tried to clean his very sticky face and hands the mechanic step out of the garage. “Looks like you blew a seal” the mechanic said. “No” the walrus replied “it’s just ice cream “.

French.

Love the glasses. :)

The walrus and the carpenter were walking hand in hand.