from the legend of cant sleepy hollow
I’m not feeling well. I have an icky bod.
“But Doc, my head didn’t use to look like a pumpkin.”
Tonight his head will feel like it’s on fire.
Yes, as soon as his head starts to rot.
Not even a pumpkin spice placebo?
It will go away along with his head.
Your sodium level is way too high. Stop eating salted pumpkin seeds.
And they say pumpkin spice is harmless.
The good news is our surgeons removed all of your brain tumor. The bad news is there’s not much left in there. Oh, and you only have about a month left to live.
Groan. Remarkable stretch, though.
Please, NO! No pumpkin spice cartoons!!!
That doctor’s out of his gourd.
Maybe cough up a few seeds and that should clear your throat.
He’s always being confused with the Headless Horseman! Go figure!
Do Chiropractors diagnose laryngitis, too? (They can’t prescribe real meds).
Yeah… when his head begins to decompose…
So expensive, I had to lower my blue pill dosage. Truly a wilting experience.
We’re being Spooner fed here.
his dentist did pretty much the same thing – told him to try to trancend dental medication.
ronaldspence almost 1 year ago
from the legend of cant sleepy hollow
Ratkin Premium Member almost 1 year ago
I’m not feeling well. I have an icky bod.
Bilan almost 1 year ago
“But Doc, my head didn’t use to look like a pumpkin.”
uniquename almost 1 year ago
Tonight his head will feel like it’s on fire.
Charliegirl Premium Member almost 1 year ago
Yes, as soon as his head starts to rot.
The Reader Premium Member almost 1 year ago
Not even a pumpkin spice placebo?
blunebottle almost 1 year ago
It will go away along with his head.
PraiseofFolly almost 1 year ago
Your sodium level is way too high. Stop eating salted pumpkin seeds.
nosirrom almost 1 year ago
And they say pumpkin spice is harmless.
phritzg Premium Member almost 1 year ago
The good news is our surgeons removed all of your brain tumor. The bad news is there’s not much left in there. Oh, and you only have about a month left to live.
DaBump Premium Member almost 1 year ago
Groan. Remarkable stretch, though.
nsaber almost 1 year ago
Please, NO! No pumpkin spice cartoons!!!
Frank Burns Eats Worms almost 1 year ago
That doctor’s out of his gourd.
Zebrastripes almost 1 year ago
Maybe cough up a few seeds and that should clear your throat.
Angry Indeed Premium Member almost 1 year ago
He’s always being confused with the Headless Horseman! Go figure!
WCraft Premium Member almost 1 year ago
Do Chiropractors diagnose laryngitis, too? (They can’t prescribe real meds).
wildlandwaters almost 1 year ago
Yeah… when his head begins to decompose…
zeexenon almost 1 year ago
So expensive, I had to lower my blue pill dosage. Truly a wilting experience.
bobbyferrel almost 1 year ago
We’re being Spooner fed here.
Digital Frog almost 1 year ago
his dentist did pretty much the same thing – told him to try to trancend dental medication.