The difference is that there is evidence of the water-to-pee conversion that is scientifically validated by many peer sources and can be executed and tested at will.
The water into whine one has none. Yes, I know I tossed the “h” in.
In Blackpool, England, there is a trough you wouldn’t believe existed! In fact, it may be a tourist attraction. The woman in our party were envious that wee couldn’t go down the steps to see it.
“What is man, when you come to think upon him, but a minutely set, ingenious machine for turning with infinite artfulness, the red wine of Shiraz into urine?”
Random thot for today. The supply of air and water on Earth is essentially constant. Whatever we’ve got now we also had 2000 years ago. And, given repeated evaporation and rainfall, to say nothing of the relentless mixing of the atmosphere with winds and all, every breath you take and every glass of water you drink contains molecules that once passed thru the body of Jesus. (Some of them came out of the body of Jesus in a manner that you may not want to reflect upon.)
fullmoondeb Premium Member 25 days ago
What a pi**er!
iggyman 25 days ago
Stream on fellows!
enigmamz 25 days ago
Just keep Thomas out of this conversation.
Jml58 25 days ago
But there very few people who wants to drink it.
phritzg Premium Member 25 days ago
I have a hunch that “urinal” drains directly to the ground on the other side of the wall it’s mounted on.
The Reader Premium Member 25 days ago
You missed, and now you are walking on it!
nosirrom 25 days ago
I wonder what we would have if he can do that and make it rain at the same time?
Little Caesar 25 days ago
1 Samuel 25.22
NotMe 25 days ago
Sure sound like “whine” to me.
My First Premium Member 25 days ago
Must be at a Cubs game.
wongo 25 days ago
Not to fear James, urinal safe place now!
Dot2Dot 25 days ago
Now I’m thinking of “History of the World” when Mel Brooks played both the King and the pi$$ boy
DaBump Premium Member 25 days ago
EEEEEeeeewwww. And nobody wants to drink THAT.
jango 25 days ago
We are all “processors”
TiraFreshmeadow 25 days ago
Reminds me of the book: “Yellow River” by I.P. Daily
prrdh 25 days ago
He can turn wine into that same other substance, too.
uniquename 25 days ago
When you pee wine, that will be a miracle too.
Zebrastripes 25 days ago
Remind me never to buy their wine and bread again!
patiodragon 25 days ago
Nobody said it yet, so… It must be Peter talking.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 25 days ago
The Epissle of James.
Cincoflex 25 days ago
James is in a pissy mood.
bilbrlsn 25 days ago
The difference is that there is evidence of the water-to-pee conversion that is scientifically validated by many peer sources and can be executed and tested at will.
The water into whine one has none. Yes, I know I tossed the “h” in.
mfrasca 25 days ago
Porphyria cutanea tarda.
Norris66 25 days ago
Beer into Water a masterful conversion.
Plumb.Bob Premium Member 25 days ago
There are micturating circumstances.
errolm1937 Premium Member 25 days ago
Urine trouble now,peeple!
Diane in comics land Premium Member 25 days ago
I call myself the anti-Christ because I take in wine and make water. (“make water” = pee, for those who’ve never heard the expression)
daleandkristen 25 days ago
In Blackpool, England, there is a trough you wouldn’t believe existed! In fact, it may be a tourist attraction. The woman in our party were envious that wee couldn’t go down the steps to see it.
zeexenon 25 days ago
And onto thee, I pledge my trough.
walstib Premium Member 24 days ago
In my youth, I was so disappointed the first time I drank St Patrick’s Day green beer, and later it came out yellow.
ekke 24 days ago
“What is man, when you come to think upon him, but a minutely set, ingenious machine for turning with infinite artfulness, the red wine of Shiraz into urine?”
-Isak Dinesen
cactusbob333 24 days ago
Let us pee.
Lablubber 24 days ago
And the number one answer is…
Richard S Russell Premium Member 24 days ago
Random thot for today. The supply of air and water on Earth is essentially constant. Whatever we’ve got now we also had 2000 years ago. And, given repeated evaporation and rainfall, to say nothing of the relentless mixing of the atmosphere with winds and all, every breath you take and every glass of water you drink contains molecules that once passed thru the body of Jesus. (Some of them came out of the body of Jesus in a manner that you may not want to reflect upon.)
Jeffin Premium Member 24 days ago
Wash thine hands.
AndrewSharpe 24 days ago
Well, which would you rather drink?
Chris Sherlock 24 days ago
We all can also turn snow yellow.
Aimless Melissa 24 days ago
Yeah, but nobody wants to drink your “new substance,” James.