There needs to be a gallop poll to determine how horses in general feel about this. No need for them to work up a sweat about statistical anomalies that fly in the face of fact. If the problem is not far-ranging, the horses should quit stallion and rein in their dis-saddle-faction.
Ever been to a Bridle shower? She’s put the spurs to him. She’ll saddle him with a lot of debt. He’ll have to get a second job at the glue factory. (It won’t last long)
“… It’s only five more miles to Mary Ann’s.That wind’s howling and it seemsMighty like a woman’s screams.And we’d best be moving faster if we can.Dan just think about that barnWith that hay so soft and warm.For it’s only three more miles to Mary Ann’sIt’s only three more miles to Mary Ann’s.Dan, get up, you ornery cuss, or you’ll be the death of us …?
ronaldspence 20 days ago
no horsin’ around for you Seabiscuit!
Earthling Premium Member 20 days ago
You ought to try Giddyup or Yeehaw. There’s some fine stallions on those.
Ratkin Premium Member 20 days ago
You can’t afford the stud fee anyway.
The Duke 20 days ago
Why the long face?
PraiseofFolly 20 days ago
There needs to be a gallop poll to determine how horses in general feel about this. No need for them to work up a sweat about statistical anomalies that fly in the face of fact. If the problem is not far-ranging, the horses should quit stallion and rein in their dis-saddle-faction.
joe piglet Premium Member 20 days ago
Maybe you can WIN the lottery, buy a PLACE, and SHOW them how good you are.
backyardcowboy 20 days ago
Ever been to a Bridle shower? She’s put the spurs to him. She’ll saddle him with a lot of debt. He’ll have to get a second job at the glue factory. (It won’t last long)
Angry Indeed Premium Member 20 days ago
Flicka’s forlorn.
uniquename 20 days ago
He was hoping a female horse would stay until morning. You know, a night mare.
Pickled Pete 20 days ago
Shoulda used ‘Plenty of Fillies’
Doug K 20 days ago
How about a non-horse equine? They may not be a perfect match …
… but a donkey or zebra could (be a) mate with a horse.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 20 days ago
He hoped to be a winna, but he left the app a loosa.
Norris66 20 days ago
They roll the streets up at night there.
bobbyferrel 20 days ago
The street sweeper likes it.
Zen-of-Zinfandel 20 days ago
One trick ponies need not apply.
Godfreydaniel 20 days ago
“I come from a very small community.”
“You mean a one-horse town?”
“Yeah, and the two butchers were fighting over HIM!”
Tachyon the Samurai 20 days ago
Stop horseing around here.
The Brooklyn Accent 20 days ago
You might try leaving comments on Dark Side of the Horse.
zeexenon 20 days ago
“… It’s only five more miles to Mary Ann’s.That wind’s howling and it seemsMighty like a woman’s screams.And we’d best be moving faster if we can.Dan just think about that barnWith that hay so soft and warm.For it’s only three more miles to Mary Ann’sIt’s only three more miles to Mary Ann’s.Dan, get up, you ornery cuss, or you’ll be the death of us …?
Bilan 20 days ago
There is that one filly, but she just runs through the town, barely stopping, with a rider that shouts Neither snow nor rain …
angelolady Premium Member 20 days ago
Poor horsey.
Digital Frog 20 days ago
East Filly born and raised
TheWildSow 20 days ago
Is she the Mare of that town though?
backyardcowboy 20 days ago
Anyone else remember seeing him on American Bridle?