The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 18, 2024

Shouldn’t Lionel’s phone have a train mode?

“Lionel is getting LARGER…”

“Oh, Stewardess, I speak jive.”

Airplane! 1980

Old joke, along with the vulture /carrion/luggage.

He should use Otto Pilot.

Maybe not Shirley, but surly for sure! Sour puss!

108 degrees? Ohmygodsness! It gonna boils water. Global warming that bad eh.

“Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.”

Before taking his phone off airplane mode, he should google drinking problem.

Now arriving at Gate 8… Gate 9… Gate 10 … Gate 11…

We have to get him to a hospital. A hospital ?? What is it?? Its a big building where they treat sick people, but that’s not important now…

He thinks he’s Ethel Merman.

The white zone is for loading and unloading only

Steve McCroskey: Johnny, what can you make out of this? [Hands him the weather briefing]. Johnny: This? Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl…