The Flying McCoys by Glenn McCoy and Gary McCoy for September 07, 2019

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    noktar Premium Member about 5 years ago

    I’ve a lot of hobbies

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    Dave Ferro  about 5 years ago

    “Sue ‘em! We’ll only take half…”

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    ArtyD2 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Too bad, you can’t sue. Workman’s comp is the real piracy.

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    unfair.de  about 5 years ago

    Is the boss eligible to suing? If so: against whom?

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    Zebrastripes  about 5 years ago

    Can you sue a crocodile?

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    joegeethree  about 5 years ago

    Flashbacked to the 70’s, where the company I worked for assigned a monetary value to digits. A lost finger was $2600. I guess this was to keep the lawyers away.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Seamen lost a lot of legs to loose cannons mangling them.

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    Skeptical Meg  about 5 years ago

    “Yes. I have a peg leg and a real foot.”

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    Skeptical Meg  about 5 years ago

    A guy’s talking to a pirate in a bar. He says “how did you lose your leg?” and he says “we had a fierce battle and I was hit by a cannonball.” The guy says “how did you get the hook?” and he says “sword fight. I was holding me own and he got lucky and sliced me hand right off.” The guy says “what’s the story behind the eyepatch?” The pirate says “bird pooped in me eye.” The guy says “bird poop wouldn’t cost you an eye!” and the pirate says “well, it was my first day with the hook.”

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    pcmcdonald  about 5 years ago

    The attorney is a pirate.

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    StephenRice  about 5 years ago

    “Nothing at work, but me house be a death trap.”

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    syzygy47  about 5 years ago

    “Yeah, but you should see the other guy! No walkin’ away from that”

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    cuzinron47  about 5 years ago

    And did the injuries involve illegal acts?

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    gopher gofer  about 5 years ago

    “yes, it really hurt when my parrot left me…”

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    smitty72  about 5 years ago

    So . . . why would the pirate — without a useable right hand — put his gun in his belt this way?!

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