You can come to Spain, there’s an interesting opportunity in the entertainment scene. First you’ll be pushed into a crowded plaza full of shouting hooligans who are going to scare you to death. There, you’ll be stabbed several times on your back by a horseman. Then, you will be decorated with several sharp banderillas. When you have lost blood enough, a torero will harass you with a piece of cloth and, when you are weary, he will stick a rapier in your neck, so that you can drown in your own blood. Finally, they will cut your tail and ears as a trophy. But, alas, if trying to defend yourself you happen to gore the torero, you’ll be killed alongside with all your family. A great job opportunity, indeed.
You can come to Spain, there’s an interesting opportunity in the entertainment scene. First you’ll be pushed into a crowded plaza full of shouting hooligans who are going to scare you to death. There, you’ll be stabbed several times on your back by a horseman. Then, you will be decorated with several sharp banderillas. When you have lost blood enough, a torero will harass you with a piece of cloth and, when you are weary, he will stick a rapier in your neck, so that you can drown in your own blood. Finally, they will cut your tail and ears as a trophy. But, alas, if trying to defend yourself you happen to gore the torero, you’ll be killed alongside with all your family. A great job opportunity, indeed.