What’s she gonna do, bite you?
“I only have blood for you, my darling.”
I’m O positive.
“Lipstick On Your Collar” very singable oldie.
At least it’s red, and not collared greens.
“Lipstick on your collar, told the tale on you-oo!”
Wouldn’t those noses get in the way? :)
This joke sucks.
Is she a Kardashian vampire?
Vlad, that excuse really isn’t going to get you out of trouble.
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Farside99 over 3 years ago
What’s she gonna do, bite you?
Doug K over 3 years ago
“I only have blood for you, my darling.”
cactusbob333 over 3 years ago
I’m O positive.
PO' DAWG over 3 years ago
“Lipstick On Your Collar” very singable oldie.
gammaguy over 3 years ago
At least it’s red, and not collared greens.
DennisMiddlebrooks over 3 years ago
“Lipstick on your collar, told the tale on you-oo!”
Impkins Premium Member over 3 years ago
Wouldn’t those noses get in the way? :)
christelisbetty over 3 years ago
This joke sucks.
TIMH over 3 years ago
Is she a Kardashian vampire?
paullp Premium Member over 3 years ago
Vlad, that excuse really isn’t going to get you out of trouble.