Just a minor indication of guilt, nothing more, hahaha okay right.
There’s some really heavy static in here.
I’m sure it’s just a coincidence.
What about after the third time (assuming he survives)?
That isn’t the kind of thing one easily ignores. I would go straight to a mistrial right there, or at least a change of venue. “Your honor, The Almighty has made it impossible for us to get a fair” — ⚡⚡ZAP⚡⚡
Later: “I request that the jury ignore my client’s growing nose.”
I hate when that happens.
What happens if you say, “No” to, “Do you swear to tell the truth,…”?
“Your Honor, God was obviously trying to hit the Prosecutor and my client got in the way!”
Hey! No smoking in court!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
At least his pants aren’t on fire. Yet.
Liar, liar, clothes ignited.
He should have asked to affirm rather than swear!
Is that the juror from the Chauvin trial?
…and he said he was a non-smoker! (giggle)
I’m reminded of Al Jaffee’s wonderful feature for Mad magazine, Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions:
Judge: “Doesn’t this prove your client is a liar, and we shouldn’t believe his testimony?”
“No, your honor, it’s just that he’s an atheist.”
“No, your honor, he’s Jewish and the bailiff used the New Testament.”
“No, your honor, it was just static electricity.”
“No, your honor, he’s a magician with a really bad sense of timing.”
There are some lawyers that would happen to.
Getting hit by lightening indoors? Impressive!
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Leojim almost 4 years ago
Just a minor indication of guilt, nothing more, hahaha okay right.
Farside99 almost 4 years ago
There’s some really heavy static in here.
TStyle78 almost 4 years ago
I’m sure it’s just a coincidence.
Imagine almost 4 years ago
What about after the third time (assuming he survives)?
Jeff0811 almost 4 years ago
That isn’t the kind of thing one easily ignores. I would go straight to a mistrial right there, or at least a change of venue. “Your honor, The Almighty has made it impossible for us to get a fair” — ⚡⚡ZAP⚡⚡
Doug K almost 4 years ago
Later: “I request that the jury ignore my client’s growing nose.”
theincrediblebulk almost 4 years ago
I hate when that happens.
Nyckname almost 4 years ago
What happens if you say, “No” to, “Do you swear to tell the truth,…”?
mwksix almost 4 years ago
“Your Honor, God was obviously trying to hit the Prosecutor and my client got in the way!”
Impkins Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Hey! No smoking in court!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
StephenRice almost 4 years ago
At least his pants aren’t on fire. Yet.
cuzinron47 almost 4 years ago
Liar, liar, clothes ignited.
DennisMiddlebrooks almost 4 years ago
He should have asked to affirm rather than swear!
harvey812abc almost 4 years ago
Is that the juror from the Chauvin trial?
Flower Girl almost 4 years ago
…and he said he was a non-smoker! (giggle)
paullp Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I’m reminded of Al Jaffee’s wonderful feature for Mad magazine, Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions:
Judge: “Doesn’t this prove your client is a liar, and we shouldn’t believe his testimony?”
“No, your honor, it’s just that he’s an atheist.”
“No, your honor, he’s Jewish and the bailiff used the New Testament.”
“No, your honor, it was just static electricity.”
“No, your honor, he’s a magician with a really bad sense of timing.”
Otis Rufus Driftwood almost 4 years ago
There are some lawyers that would happen to.
BTO almost 4 years ago
Getting hit by lightening indoors? Impressive!