and a bunch of rocks to put out SOS on the sand
Is it a 3 hour tour?
Get 100 full bottles of vodka and send messages as you empty them.
He had to specify “blank” stationery? Does she sell used stationery?
If I were him I would worry most about the person who dressed him that morning.
OK, but it is going to take me a little while to empty all those wine bottles.
Just try to board the Pacific Princess with that load
Make sure to take the Professor (AND Mary Ann) with you. You’ll need both.
I made a paper airplane and it wouldn’t fly. I used stationery. When are #2 pencils going to become #1?
Empty wine bottles? LOL!
And a bunch of rubber nipples. Just checking. :)
Don’t do it, he’s gonna skip out on the bill.
If he gets a hundred full bottles of wine and then empties them himself, he won’t worry so much
Don’t forget the single best novel ever written.
he could just stay home, not take showers, and plug up the toilet for the same type of experience he’ll enjoy on a cruise these days…
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seanfear over 2 years ago
and a bunch of rocks to put out SOS on the sand
Superfrog over 2 years ago
Is it a 3 hour tour?
PoodleGroomer over 2 years ago
Get 100 full bottles of vodka and send messages as you empty them.
Marblemouth over 2 years ago
He had to specify “blank” stationery? Does she sell used stationery?
Jeff0811 over 2 years ago
If I were him I would worry most about the person who dressed him that morning.
The Reader Premium Member over 2 years ago
OK, but it is going to take me a little while to empty all those wine bottles.
BigBoy over 2 years ago
Just try to board the Pacific Princess with that load
Lee26 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Make sure to take the Professor (AND Mary Ann) with you. You’ll need both.
Tired over 2 years ago
I made a paper airplane and it wouldn’t fly. I used stationery. When are #2 pencils going to become #1?
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
Empty wine bottles? LOL!
Impkins Premium Member over 2 years ago
And a bunch of rubber nipples. Just checking. :)
cuzinron47 over 2 years ago
Don’t do it, he’s gonna skip out on the bill.
PaulGoes over 2 years ago
If he gets a hundred full bottles of wine and then empties them himself, he won’t worry so much
Ed The Red Premium Member over 2 years ago
Don’t forget the single best novel ever written.
gopher gofer over 2 years ago
he could just stay home, not take showers, and plug up the toilet for the same type of experience he’ll enjoy on a cruise these days…