Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for December 23, 2022

Ruben, we’ve talked about NOT giving our corporate overlords any further ideas, right? : )

It’s a good life®, but maybe just not a wonderful one. (But you didn’t hear it from me)

Unfortunately, I wouldn’t be eligible for the musk mars colony; I tested positive for Woke Mind Virus last week.

Also I tweeted that he’s the fugliest failson #$@%* who eats his own #%$#$% and drinks ^&$~# like water.

elon.trump.kanye the race to see who can be the craziest rich dude

You can type Musk Neuralink™ on a Mac by holding ‘Option’ and typing ‘2’ (@) at the end.

Oh my god… Total Recall with Musk as Ronnie Cox

Just shut up and go play with your Perky Pat ™ layout!

Isn’t it about time Elon left for Mars? Let’s do a Twitter poll on THAT.

Using a pronoun? Who, me??

Sorry all you Martians, Elon’s resigned as your overloard and is abandoning you to your own devices. He’s returning to Earth to rescue his Tesla company now known for its electric rollerscates.

Republican ideal society.

Seen in the news (s’truth), fired Twitter employees had banded together and created an alternate chat app (forgot the name) which while in beta has 20,000 signed up. Good on ‘em! I hope enough abandon Elon’s vanity project that he has to consider merging with Trump’s failing Truth social, of nearly the same mindset as him.

Funny how this looming social credit system only became a problem when it was Musk, and not Gates, Bezos, etc.

I don’t like horror.