Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for November 22, 2024

“But what about Seagulls?”, asks Seagull angrily.

Voice from the woods: “Thank you! I appreciate the honor!”

Woo hoo!

Penguins are definitely top tier.

Seagull seems a tad miffed about not being on the list.

I’m guessing Sterling tracked down the owl before them…

Turkey vultures are pretty chill.

Flamingos stink. They pee on themselves to keep cool.

no love for the funktastic Timberdoodle?

And dont forgetThe Condor !

Ravens are the best!

Macaws are psychotic toddlers..

Puffins are great. They can fly in the air and under water

Sterling was a step ahead, so they’ll be having Owl for Thanksgiving this year….

What about Seagull, Wallace?

Sorry Seagull

I have so many flamingo shirts I can go weeks without repeating. Flamingo briefs and socks too but only one of each.

I like flamingos. They’re pretty.

Poor seagull. He didn’t get mentioned as the coolest of birds.

Poor seagull! Not even in the top five.

At lest they tried!!!

HUMMINGBIRDS! And peregrine falcons.

You have to use a red filtered flashlight or you’ll scare them off.

We have magpies here. They’re pretty cool.

Whoooo?

It doesn’t matter how much you try Wallace, wild birds won’t come out to play just because we want them to. Just ask the chickadees in the trees outside of my balcony

Aww, poor seagull. Wallace how can you forget about your mascot companion who even chose to follow you into the woods in the middle of the night to look for an owl that would probably eat him if it could.

If she has the technology for a phone, then she could have brought a flashlight.

And seagulls!!!!

And Seagulls!! Cmon Wallace he’s standing right next to you !!!

New Zealand has a referendum (each year?) for the coolest bird. They have some wild ones.

Seagull is offended by Wallace’s statement

Ospreys are cool, too. And chicka-dee-dee-dees

And I could go on for hours. Anhingas. Loons. Egrets. Herons. Stormy petrels. etc…