Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 01, 2013

EXACTLY !!!

“Beware of Nigerians bearing gifts”.

We have to refuse, The gate is too small

As far as I’m aware Nigeria is the only country to named in a scam.

On POI a character once found himself in a sticky position because it turned out that the Nigerian prince was real.

Gee, where have we heard THIS before???!!!

I have a couple dozen Kenyans out back wanting their turn …

Rodney, Give to the Huns like the last time.

A Gallup Poll said it wooden be a good idea to let him in.

That Nigerian hasn’t been getting a lot of sun.

You can never have too many boats! How many would you like to purchase this time? We have super deals on our lines of fishing rods and bait too, and we’ll throw in a free six pack of your favorite beer. Just phone 555-555-616 and leave your full credit details with your order, offer ends yesterday.

All SCAM is SPAM, but not all SPAM is SCAM.You savvy?

My current ISP lets almost none of that stuff through, but with my former provider I received several a week. I have to admit I found them entertaining.

the scam artists are running out of ideas

This would be a first, SPAM with a live operator….

I’ve received spam from Canada too!

Regardless of where these come from, the scam is known as “The Nigerian Letter.”

That’s over the phone. I have yet to have one come to my door trying to sell me that bridge in Brooklyn…

What about the Nigerian (Trojan) Rabbits?

Doesn’t seem very valuable, but it would make a wonderful bonfire! Party’s on!

“Uncle David, I am stuck in Madrid. Thieves stole my money and credit cards. Please send $1500 to this account…”.“Nephew, I am glad you finally decided to stop being a penniles bum and even made it to Spain. I have wired the money to the local police department. Go there to pick it up.”

Make good bonfire.

That’s the palest looking Nigerian I’ve ever seen.