Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 11, 2019

clearly we need more horsepower here …

Hey, if you like big vehicles you need more horsepower in that. Especially horses.

Looks more like an RV than an SUV,

It’s got one candlepower tail light (maybe two).

Looks more like an AUTO-COACH. WITH A ONE HORSE ENGINE….

What kind of owner thinks that only ONE horse could pull that much weight?

I say this same thing every day on the road. I hate big cars blocking the view of what’s ahead.

$@%* indeed.

This is genius. A 4×10 stretch limo wagon with suicide saloon doors. But, it won’t be long before the EPA demands an electric no emission horse.

Saw a slightly older movie the other day. Nobody but nobody – whether good guys or bad – drove a huge tank disguised as a black suv. That and overly frequent and over-done explosions spoil many movies that might be ok otherwise. A movie actor once said that explosions and special effects had become the stars while actors are just more noticeable extras. Seems to be truer every year.

With more horsepower, comes more horse Sh!t.

If you like big vehicles you’re antisocial

A standard model for business and government. Never cut executive perks when you can cut workers.

That reminds me of the years when you could get a TransAm or FireBird with a 4 cylinder. I’m still scratching my head, and asking why?.

They had soccer Moms back then?

This wagon is built to just go in a straight line. There needs to be a tongue attached to the horse and the front wheels have to be small enough to turn under the wagon.

Yup. You need more horse power if your going to drive a tuna boat.

More like a crossover. Oversized and underpowered.

Funny but, generally SUVs don’t have a four-cylinder engine.

Definitely needs more “horse” power

It’s not the SUV that’s the problem. Bigger coaches get more horses.