Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 31, 2019

Because it’s a real werewolf and chocolate is bad for them, just like for dogs, you see.

Red from Red and Rover really traveled far for Trick-or-Treating.

Where’s Rover? At the Fink’s castle?

If Wiz doesn’t give him something good, he will surely leave a stinky trick in his garden.

Now that’s funny!

No chocolate, not artificial sweeteners, no grapes but an occasional rabbit or field mouse, just fine.

And it’s not just any chocolate; it’s wrapped in silver foil!

Good reminder to people that dogs and cats can die from chocolate. Good PSA!

If he didn’t want chocolate why did he go trick-or-treating in the first place?

I just wondered about the king going door to door “what a great costume” " no it’s really me I want in on this give away"

Yes yes he is

Ever notice that people actually expect you to be whatever your costume is and seem a little disappointed when you can not actually fly as Superman? I mean really, they are in a Wizards suit. Can they levitate a feather?

So, in the event of a werewolf outbreak, stock up on chocolate bars as well as silver bullets?

I’m guessing a box of raisins is also out of the question?

Besides wolfing things down, dogs also enjoy licking a nearly empty bowl, nearly clean plate, etc., beyond the point when mere mortal humans can see anything remaining on the bowl, plate, etc.