Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 16, 2020

BUNG!

I TOLD YOU TO STOP DRINKING THAT HOME BREWED ALE!

Charlie bloorrted!

Now would be a good time to try out the sonic cannon.

Very tuneful. But I’ll bet that stand is hard to move.

Literally.

Corny

Not funny….

Someone’s trying to be punny this morning!

This got me wondering: What if Joshua had arrived at Jericho with a banjo?

Well it worked on Noriega. It should work in ID.

Tooting his own horn….

I do revolutionary war re-enactments. at large event the british camp is woken at 8 am with a cannon going off followed by fifes and drums marching down the lanes between tents. our commander usually manages to set us up with lanes that have at least one large tree in it so the music has to skip us.

Sounds good to me. Better than I played the trombonium in grade school.(I wanted to play the trombone but they didn’t have enough. I guess they thought something with a similar name would be okay. It wasn’t.)

Now that is a really nasty and inhumane siege machine.

The dreaded Brown Note ;~|

His side hears the blattttttt, too…

He just enjoys going out on a big TOOT.

The joke would work better if he was in EOD.

No fart-y winks for the Id-iots!

Looks like he’s trying to horn in on their snoozing…

Whomever kills that man will get a bronze statue on the Isle of Pike!!!!!

So is Charlie a defector or have Id and the Huns joined forces

At least it’s not BLAÄRT