Now me, I’d like all that drinking and close contact huggy stuff when it is cold outside, like January 1st. NOT when it is over 90 f, and 70+% humidity. That is when I particularly practice my social distancing.
Here’s the deal, easiest explanation of all – and you may quote me (but I want all royalties paid in full!). Hindsight is 2020, therefore this year most definitely has its head up its butt.
and what does that change? Next year (tomorrow), the morons will still be rioting in the cities and, while almost over, the China flu will still be there.
flagmichael over 4 years ago
We haven’t even made it to November yet!
LastRoseOfSummer 1 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Count me in!
I Mad Am I over 4 years ago
Karma is going to hunt me down and skin me alive for this one…
Here is the Bad News about 2020 -
Typically in most Plagues… they last for 15 years!
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 4 years ago
Not a bad idea when you think on it.
SamuelMeasa over 4 years ago
Reminds me of the message the radio station down the street from me posted last month. “I’m ready for 2020 to be over.”
rshive over 4 years ago
What excuse is necessary?
littlejohn Premium Member over 4 years ago
Now me, I’d like all that drinking and close contact huggy stuff when it is cold outside, like January 1st. NOT when it is over 90 f, and 70+% humidity. That is when I particularly practice my social distancing.
Sir Ruddy Blighter over 4 years ago
Newscaster: Good evening, everyone! In today’s top news: Thanks to the Wizard of Id, it is now 2021, five months early!
Everyone: Hooray!
Aliens: Yay! We can invade five months early! We were gonna wait, to cut you poor jerks some slack, but…welcome to the party, humans!
Meteor: Yeah, I was gonna give this place a miss, but…watch out, Atlantic Ocean…cannonbaaaaalllllll!
BigDaveGlass over 4 years ago
Your system has developed a fault, press here to reboot your copy of 2020…
kathleenhicks62 over 4 years ago
Excellent Idea Wiz.
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
Pour me one too….this pandemic is a catastrophe
knittyditty over 4 years ago
2020.5?
e.groves over 4 years ago
Tomorrow is my birthday, so I guess I’ll be starting a new year.
preacherman Premium Member over 4 years ago
Whatever happened to Xmas in July?
Skeptical Meg over 4 years ago
If I knew, I would have wanted this year to be cancelled. But I didn’t have 2020 vision.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Yeah 2020 is a humongous suck-fest.
awcoffman over 4 years ago
November 3rd could make 2020 a whole lot better or a whole lot worse.
Nobody_Important over 4 years ago
Silly question – if we start 2021 now and my birthday is next month, do I get to skip this year? Not that I really care about my age, just asking.
Cincoflex over 4 years ago
Ooh, me too, Wiz—let 2021 begin~
Display over 4 years ago
Here’s the deal, easiest explanation of all – and you may quote me (but I want all royalties paid in full!). Hindsight is 2020, therefore this year most definitely has its head up its butt.
Wizard of Ahz-no relation over 4 years ago
the best news years carttoon ever was dec 1979. when doonsbury said, “this to shall pass” “Here’s to a kidney stone of a decade.”
Texanna Premium Member over 4 years ago
I don’t have a witty comment. I’m just having comment withdrawal since yahoo decided to censor us and shut down the comment section.
bobpickett1 over 4 years ago
Amen
weirdme Premium Member over 4 years ago
I agree with the Wizard! This year can be forgotten, better start afresh!
PixieFun over 4 years ago
Well, for me it is a new year. Yesterday was my birthday.
geese28 over 4 years ago
holds out glass
Laurie Stoker Premium Member over 4 years ago
Oh, if only it was that easy!
lordhoff over 4 years ago
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 4 years ago
They live in a actual house?