I am evil. Just to get that out of the way. I am currently in a tiff with a relative. Her name is Charlotte. I really, really want to make the battle worse. I want to send her a Frozen Charlotte Doll. You can look up the history if you want. But it is a story of a vain girl named Charlotte who wanted to go to a New Years Party. She did not want to cover up while riding in the carriage to party. Winter… just a party dress on… – she froze to death. The Charlotte Doll is usually a tiny thing that can be strung on a necklace and is accompanied with a coffin. The Charlotte I would give it to would not understand. I think she is just as foolish as her name sake.
My Great Uncle Will Green had one made for himself. He wanted to make sure he would fit in it. Every now and then he’d stretch out in it, claimed it was comfortable. The family wouldn’t let him keep it in the house so I think he kept it on the front porch.
Just picture the salespeople coming by and waking him up from a nap.
Some insect are out the silk lining toward the end. Grandpa Green had to have it redone prior to his funeral. I assume he’s still as comfortable as ever.
I Mad Am I about 4 years ago
I am evil. Just to get that out of the way. I am currently in a tiff with a relative. Her name is Charlotte. I really, really want to make the battle worse. I want to send her a Frozen Charlotte Doll. You can look up the history if you want. But it is a story of a vain girl named Charlotte who wanted to go to a New Years Party. She did not want to cover up while riding in the carriage to party. Winter… just a party dress on… – she froze to death. The Charlotte Doll is usually a tiny thing that can be strung on a necklace and is accompanied with a coffin. The Charlotte I would give it to would not understand. I think she is just as foolish as her name sake.
rshive about 4 years ago
Don’t let your public know, Wiz. You might be mistaken for someone they don’t like.
B UTTONS about 4 years ago
Wiz is fed up that Blanche hasn’t trimmed her toe nails since the pandemic started.
SamuelMeasa about 4 years ago
How else is he suppose to convince you that Twilight is a vampire propaganda?
littlejohn Premium Member about 4 years ago
At least any night-farts will be boxed in.
whenlifewassimpler about 4 years ago
Oh I would love it no fans to blow on me no a/c either plus nice and dark….my dream bed.
Guilty Bystander about 4 years ago
Well, I guess it won’t matter who hogs the blanket this way.
Troglodyte about 4 years ago
Ah well, the peaceful sleep of the dead, eh Wiz?
scote1379 Premium Member about 4 years ago
Those night trips to the bathroom are going to be a bear !
cubswin2016 about 4 years ago
That looks like something Herman Munster would do.
jagedlo about 4 years ago
so comfortable…until that moment when you accidentally get locked in!
Zebrastripes about 4 years ago
Oy
V45mikky about 4 years ago
The wiz is social distancing in bed.
V45mikky about 4 years ago
The wiz is practicing safe sex during covid.
Doug Taylor Premium Member about 4 years ago
If it’s good enough for Gary….
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member about 4 years ago
Hope he’s not a heavy sleeper…..could be buried in the morning.
Jeffin Premium Member about 4 years ago
Need to think outside the box Wiz.
Thomas Lomonte about 4 years ago
T’aint funny Magee!
WCraft Premium Member about 4 years ago
As long as he doesn’t “soil” the sheets in the process…
Kirk Barnes Premium Member about 4 years ago
Who knew Wiz was a Hipster. He’s setting the next trend…
tony_n_jen2003 about 4 years ago
A bundling board taken to extreme.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 4 years ago
Nope. Bad Fad. Not going to do it. Not going to like it. Not sorry.
raybarb44 about 4 years ago
At least she can’t roll over and kick you like my wife does.
Alberta Oil Premium Member about 4 years ago
But think of the money you will save.. especially on the embalming if the Wiz is full of gin.
William Bednar Premium Member about 4 years ago
He’s just planing for the future.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs about 4 years ago
My Great Uncle Will Green had one made for himself. He wanted to make sure he would fit in it. Every now and then he’d stretch out in it, claimed it was comfortable. The family wouldn’t let him keep it in the house so I think he kept it on the front porch.
Just picture the salespeople coming by and waking him up from a nap.
Some insect are out the silk lining toward the end. Grandpa Green had to have it redone prior to his funeral. I assume he’s still as comfortable as ever.
mi_sbs about 4 years ago
If Wiz wizzes during the night, only he will know it
Ceeg22 Premium Member about 4 years ago
no need to be on the bed
krisannr.thompson about 4 years ago
I just caught on. Teeth in the neck comment. You’re QUICK.
falcon_370f about 4 years ago
So the wizard seeks the immortality of the undead?
hagarthehorrible about 4 years ago
That is where all have to rest ultimately. The wizard is suggestive.