Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 04, 2020

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    I Mad Am I  almost 4 years ago

    I’ll take whatever can fuel the rocket to Saturn.

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    danketaz Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    But he’s already wasting away!

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    Sanspareil  almost 4 years ago

    Best solution is “barman gimme the most popular drink that is ordered”

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    littlejohn Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Order three snakebites. The first two you drink. The third bite takes everything left in your wallet.

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    SamuelMeasa  almost 4 years ago

    Reminds me of the bar tender who also ran a hardware store. He sometimes got his professions mixed up.

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    dcdete.  almost 4 years ago

    Call me blue collar, but I am not into the fancy cocktail crowd. I find it easy to remember to say, “Bartender, gimmie a beer.” Simplicity at its simplest.

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    jagedlo  almost 4 years ago

    “Whatever gets me drunk fastest…”

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    pathamil  almost 4 years ago

    Hmmm… the Wizard of Id Classic strip today also features the jester. He has three bell tassels on his hat…

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    sandpiper  almost 4 years ago

    Those sound like the names of mod libations. Good as some out there.

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    Troglodyte  almost 4 years ago

    If he can’t say it NOW, you don’t want to know what’s coming later!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Yup. Stick to beer.

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    denny-king  almost 4 years ago

    A good bartender would figure out he means a margarita, and get one for him, if he is sober enough to sit on that stool, he can have another drink.

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    Richard L. Johnston  almost 4 years ago

    Gym an tunic for me, pleez.

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    felipenollaFFA  almost 4 years ago

    “Shaken,not stirred”

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    Zebrastripes  almost 4 years ago

    He’ll have tee martunies to go

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    awcoffman  almost 4 years ago

    I have heard of (but not tried) a drink called “Freddie Fudpucker.” I understand the the best part is someone trying to say it after having a few.

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    Mario500  almost 4 years ago

    (senses rudeness in the third panel of the cartoon)

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    stamps  almost 4 years ago

    Bet you can’t say Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster three times fast.

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    cactusbob333  almost 4 years ago

    Not as drunk as some thinkle peep.

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    kathleenhicks62  almost 4 years ago

    Rule #1 is good.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    It’s why most drunks drink beer.. and why I order my coffee black.

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    geese28  almost 4 years ago

    Amaretto on the rocks please

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    stillfickled Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Margarita

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Gimmie whatever you feel like making

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    sarah413 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    When I lived in Boston, there was a restaurant/bar in Copley Square that I would go to. When the colleges were in session, you’d find a number of female guests there on a Friday/Saturday night. Invariably they’d order the fancy cocktails that were big in the 80’s. There was the one server who would ask them if they knew what went in the drink. If they told her what the ingredients were, she would accept the order. if not, she’d politely let them know that if they didn’t know what they were drinking, then they didn’t need to be drinking it. Imagine that happening in this day and age. I WAS REFUSE SERVICE!! I’M I’M GOING TO POST WHAT SHE SAID ON SOCIAL MEDIA, AND WANT HER FIRED!

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    JPuzzleWhiz  almost 4 years ago

    You can tell when a person has had too much to drink by the way they say “sit” or “city”!

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    Charlie Fogwhistle  almost 4 years ago

    And if you ask for tee martoonies, I don’t want to hear about your heartburn.

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    gammaguy  almost 4 years ago

    A MAGA-Rita?

    Sorry, she’s gone. Trump fired her. Didn’t wait for Biden.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Drink please?”

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    BWR  almost 4 years ago

    Irish. Neat.

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    WentBrown  almost 4 years ago

    That Jester shouldn’t be drinking.

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    morgankhat  almost 4 years ago

    It’s a Margarita, Bung. Repeat after me M…a…r…g…a…r…i…t…a.

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    Nick Danger  almost 4 years ago

    It’s not that hard to say “Jack”

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