Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 12, 2021

The Magnificent Wizards: Stand – off.

Storm Trooper shooting instructors.

This town ain’t big enough for two wizards.

They did this on the spur of the moment….

Well, at least the other guy wears shoes.

“Dance!”

A crooked stick should make for a crooked spell. No wonder they can’t hit the broadside of a barn.

If Alatar or Pallando were there both of the ID wizards would be toast in a microsecond!

Did they pass their fifth years’ at Hogwarts? Nothing like that duel between Mrs. Weasley and What’s ’er name. . .

Not exactly Merlin vs. Mim…https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCKVSPcd8Gs

Ever notice that in “Dodge” city, people rarely dodge, or even duck? Of course these guys seem a little more Barney Fife than Matt Dillon, but what do you expect with sticks instead of shooting irons.

Since the wands seem to have different sound effects, are there competing wand companies?

Hot Shots part Deux?

Considering how close together they are and their horrible aim – this could take a while!

The good, the bad, and the ugly.

One way to make that wizard’s duel more interesting, throw in Mad Madame Mim from ‘The Sword In The Stone’ to duel the winner…or would that bring the duel to a screeching halt? You never knew with that old gal.

The next reality show, WIZARD WARS…

Ex-zap-ly what happened here?!

There was also a “Wizard’s Duel” in the Animated movie “Wizards”:

https://youtu.be/4cZqRzHnI8s

Obviously, neither can hit the broad side of a barn.

Shootout at the ID corral.

They’ve been watching too many western movies

A modern tale to take to heart.