Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 22, 2021

Re-run I do believe…

The crowd he addressed is bound to the hangman’s noose.

Yeppers!! All for me and none for thee!!

The Fink is channeling Red Green!

Sire? The “We’re all in this together” line isn’t working anymore. Not when ‘you’ openly defy participation. They say France is nice this time of year.

Laughing as they return to their respective castles.

Yep, just look at DOJ decision not to prosecute Wilbur Ross for lying to Federal judges and Congress.

At least they are not sleeping….

We’re all in this together, said the filthy rich celebrities from their comfortable mansions.

Strange, he seems to be in that balcony all by himself.

That nose would make a great target for sling-shot as it sticks out over the balcony.

He could be a CEO

Because even the Id-iots can recognize idiocy!

Yes, if “it” refers to deep doo-doo!

Why does it seem that poor folks are often more generous than rich folks? Maybe because it’s more noticeable?

Never before has “together” actually meant “apart”. My sister and her family are coming from a nearby city on Tuesday for their first visit in sixteen months. Whoever thought up the “together” slogan should find something better to do.

Only he doesn’t realize they’re laughing AT him and with him!

Ole Joe gets the same reaction!

Is the pandemic not dying down? We are somewhat returning to normal.

One might even say that you slew them, although in this sense of “slay”, perhaps “slayed” works better.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/slay

And keep your stick on the ice.

The crowd knows a joke when they hear one.

In the first few months of the pandemic, you would often see celebrities posting videos from their well-appointed, immaculate, well-stocked homes, saying “we’re all in this together.” It wasn’t funny then, either.

and if I don’t win the election we will storm the institutions and make it by force and pass over the will of the majority of people, and I will be just right behind you.. till they make me accountable for it; then I’ll deny everything and blame everyone else, as usual..

you can say whatever you wish to say, do whatever you wish to do, go wherever you wish to go. but when you insist I live in your version of reality based only on your experience and wishful thinking to back it up – I reject your reality and substitute my own.

My sentiments exactly. Every time I hear some rich celebrity or politician spew that drivel, it makes me want to tell them where they can stick that patronizing garbage.

What happened to that guy who ran for president on the “unity” platform?

just like all of the sanctimonious officials who mandated lockdowns and business closures and lost not one penny of income…

Oh, he’s still in the White House screwing things up on a daily basis. Thankfully, he won’t last past his one and only term.