Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 26, 2023

And he’s off to get a haircut.

I wonder why the rope wasn’t showing in the third panel.

With all of Fink’s hot air, it should not be a problem keeping him aloft.

OOOOW!

Reminds me of the old joke where the galley ship slaves are told “the good news is that the captain has declared today as a holiday, the bad news is he wants to go water skiing”.

At least he’s keeping them in shape.

They should sing “Row Row Row Your Boat” while rowing the boat.

Cut the rope, cut the rope, cut the rope……

Maybe when they are finished, they can do the hokey ://youtu.Be/SggV-XFKQ1w?si=Kph3n7oWQRXvPzZO

Meanwhile, the Huns already have peasant-powered jetskis.

Talking to a bird, Fink?

Ramming Speed!

That was some take off!!!!!!!

Wait until they are over sharks and then cut the rope.

Parasailing with the King on a Sunday. What fun except for the rowers.

Slam on the brakes and watch that lil pucker take a bath.

Gives “training exercise” a new meaning.

wow. so true

So many Defense Dept examples I am dizzy

They’ve got to keep rowing, oar else!

I woke up today and there was snow on the ground. Now is not a good time for parasailing, unless it’s in a much warmer climate.

But, considering that it snows in Id, I doubt that.

I guess that Rodney is only for use on land.

Row slower and “troll” with the fink as bait!

Be a real shame if they slowed down suddenly.

It’s an aerial surveillance platform!

Training exercise!

Didn’t Mythbusters try something like this? One of the guys attempting to water ski behind a college rowing team?

Hope they cut his line

I cannot believe no one else has commented on the king parasailing in full royal garb and not swimwear. And as Edna said on the Incredibles…NO CAPES!!

In the old movies, there was usually a burly guy beating a big drum to set the stroke cadence.

That is far more fun with a kite. You can slalom; and if they aren’t quite fast enough, you can get air by simply jumping.

Biden or Obamaesque.

Resistance training is good military training, and whilst he is up there he can practice his micro-management skills

FULL STOP!

SPLASH.