Working Daze by John Zakour and Scott Roberts for December 22, 2023

No, but she can sit on my lap any time.

“Sir”???

He’s going to get the hook or the cane

If she quits, I’ll wager she takes the job at the boat show, Egg Harbor yachts would welcome a furniture toucher of her caliber.

Well, she COULD make LOTS of extra money by letting them sit on her lap. But Carolina is not that kind of girl!

He’s gonna get caned!

I would rather have Caroline sit on my lap, lap dance.

I’d rather have Santa’s elf sit on my lap, not me sit on hers.

#nobodyproofreads

why would you want to sit on her lap? awkward…now her sitting on my lap…

I see Homer decided to get in line also.

What are her concerns? Santa should stop refusing to let dads sit on her lap?

OK, then. Can the elf sit on my lap?

But will she dance on his?

“You sir on my lap and I’ll sir Dana on you!” ☺

They got it all wrong! It’s fifty bucks for her to sit on his lap!

Ain’t it?

If he can’t sit in her lap how about a lap dance instead ?

Sorta reminds me of Dave Garroway doing the opening for Babes in Toy land opening.

Why do men have no problem if women sit on their laps but women do with men? If Santa loves naughty women, do women love naughty men? Does Mrs. Claus approve of Santa cavorting with naughty women? Does equal opportunity not apply here? This is a good comic for today. It made for good laughs.

How do you sir on an elf’s lap?

It’s nice to see the store taking care of her concerns.