Here’s the helpline. Please remain calm, recline your seat and breathe deeply. Oh, and if you see Morlocks just don’t wet your pants…what does that mean, you don’t have any?
Hey look at that, a repeat sink hole, at least the last person had the forethought to have an emergency phone installed before they covered the hole back up.
Botulism Bob 8 months ago
Ziggy is lucky, most sinkholes never get their own phone line.
in-dubio-pro-rainbow 8 months ago
Here’s the helpline. Please remain calm, recline your seat and breathe deeply. Oh, and if you see Morlocks just don’t wet your pants…what does that mean, you don’t have any?
Mediatech 8 months ago
Be glad that it is a dry hole.
Ned Snipes 8 months ago
Hey look at that, a repeat sink hole, at least the last person had the forethought to have an emergency phone installed before they covered the hole back up.
Doug K 8 months ago
Instead of fixing the hole, someone decided to put in a sink-hole help-line? Who’s decision was it? Who’s (not) “in charge” of this type of problem?
sarahbowl1 Premium Member 8 months ago
Oops! Time to sell and move, Zig!
fjc007 8 months ago
But, it needs a quarter, and Ziggy didn’t bring any change!
wongo 8 months ago
Wow! What a let down!
Chris 8 months ago
gee, how convenient… whose the wise guy who put that here so I can thank them properly. :L
Impact55 8 months ago
All he needs is a hook. Already has the line and sinker.
timinwsac Premium Member 8 months ago
I didn’t know that Ziggy lived in Florida.
Zebrastripes 8 months ago
….and “they” knew and didn’t tell me? ☹️
kathleenhicks62 8 months ago
We need one here (Sonora) on Hospital Rd.
PaulGoes 8 months ago
The sinkhole doesn’t look like it needs any help
norphos 8 months ago
“We’ve been expecting you, Mister Ziggy!”
Solomon J. Behala Premium Member 8 months ago
“Hello, Operator? The sinkhole stopped a few miles down. How will I get to the center of the earth in time for my birthday party?”