Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for October 01, 2023

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    seanfear  about 1 year ago

    now now Andy….that’s 100-0

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    thevideostoreguy  about 1 year ago

    No football and no beer make Andy something something.

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    snsurone76  about 1 year ago

    Are they on wet grass, or are those drops foot-sweat??

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    rishonia  about 1 year ago

    Is little Lennie the brewery’s truck driver?

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Never been in a bar that had no beer!

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    SunshineDaydream  about 1 year ago

    That certainly puts losing a mere soccer game into perspective!

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    BenGMan  about 1 year ago

    Looks like you’ve got bad luck Andy.

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  about 1 year ago

    Oy, this will end in some loud be(e)rating…

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    Jayalexander  about 1 year ago

    NO BEER? Send that worthless goalie to the Tesco and bring back some Fosters.

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    Imagine  about 1 year ago

    Don’t just stand there, Jack. Run to the brewery and pick it up yourself. And take that worthless goalie with you. Let him at least do one productive thing today.

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    blunebottle  about 1 year ago

    CRISIS!!

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    Tra1nman2 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Well, Andy, there’s always the Jolly Riveter, or the Spotted Duck. There seem to be plenty of other pubs in town, if I recall.

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    wheaters  about 1 year ago

    Wet grass. It is the north of England.

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    bwest.devore37  about 1 year ago

    Oh! the horror of it all.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Holy Snickies! That is bad. Maybe try The Jolly Riveters.

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    MickMaus  about 1 year ago

    Isn’t that one of the signs of the Apocalypse? ;-)

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Go to the Jolly Riveter’s today. After Jack’s next delivery it will be fresh and plentiful.

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    win.45mag  about 1 year ago

    If the score was 12/0, doesn’t that mean 12 got past him?

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    win.45mag  about 1 year ago

    Oh, and to make your day better, Flo cooked you a nice plate of ashes.

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    CorkLock  about 1 year ago

    Calamity! Andy’s either having a nightmare or on verge of having a heart attack.

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    teachteed23  about 1 year ago

    Defense sucks, but offense ain’t too spectacular neither.

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    lemonbaskt  about 1 year ago

    brrrrrwhat !!!!!

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    cuzinron47  about 1 year ago

    Just when you think things can’t get any worse……

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    Teto85 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Tomorrow will be so much better.

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    tad1  about 1 year ago

    It’s just not Andy’s day.

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    EXCALABUR  about 1 year ago

    Nooooooooooooo!!!

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Even though that’s bad for business, I Jack looked forward to Andy’s reaction to the “worst news”! ;-p

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    Printer  about 1 year ago

    Now look who’s rolling around on the floor crying.

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    Buckeye67  about 1 year ago

    Congratulations Andy, it looks like you are looking at a sure trifecta on your luck because I am sure Flo has a burnt meal waiting for you at home.

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    rshive  about 1 year ago

    Bad, more bad, worse, worst.

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    anncorr339  about 1 year ago

    Andy won’t be happy the brewery could not driver the beer

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    hk Premium Member about 1 year ago

    No worries, the bum doesn’t have money anyway.

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    EnlilEnkiEa  about 1 year ago

    Next: He heads home for a nap and Flo has sold the couch.

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    Scott S  about 1 year ago

    No worries Jack! I’ll have a large scotch!

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    falcon_370f  about 1 year ago

    There’s nothing more lonesome, morbid or drear, than to stand in the bar of a Pub with no beer.

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