Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for October 01, 2023

now now Andy….that’s 100-0

No football and no beer make Andy something something.

Are they on wet grass, or are those drops foot-sweat??

Is little Lennie the brewery’s truck driver?

Never been in a bar that had no beer!

That certainly puts losing a mere soccer game into perspective!

Looks like you’ve got bad luck Andy.

Oy, this will end in some loud be(e)rating…

NO BEER? Send that worthless goalie to the Tesco and bring back some Fosters.

Don’t just stand there, Jack. Run to the brewery and pick it up yourself. And take that worthless goalie with you. Let him at least do one productive thing today.

CRISIS!!

Well, Andy, there’s always the Jolly Riveter, or the Spotted Duck. There seem to be plenty of other pubs in town, if I recall.

Wet grass. It is the north of England.

Oh! the horror of it all.

Holy Snickies! That is bad. Maybe try The Jolly Riveters.

Isn’t that one of the signs of the Apocalypse? ;-)

Go to the Jolly Riveter’s today. After Jack’s next delivery it will be fresh and plentiful.

If the score was 12/0, doesn’t that mean 12 got past him?

Oh, and to make your day better, Flo cooked you a nice plate of ashes.

Calamity! Andy’s either having a nightmare or on verge of having a heart attack.

Defense sucks, but offense ain’t too spectacular neither.

brrrrrwhat !!!!!

Just when you think things can’t get any worse……

Tomorrow will be so much better.

It’s just not Andy’s day.

Nooooooooooooo!!!

Even though that’s bad for business, I Jack looked forward to Andy’s reaction to the “worst news”! ;-p

Now look who’s rolling around on the floor crying.

Congratulations Andy, it looks like you are looking at a sure trifecta on your luck because I am sure Flo has a burnt meal waiting for you at home.

Bad, more bad, worse, worst.

Andy won’t be happy the brewery could not driver the beer

No worries, the bum doesn’t have money anyway.

Next: He heads home for a nap and Flo has sold the couch.

No worries Jack! I’ll have a large scotch!

There’s nothing more lonesome, morbid or drear, than to stand in the bar of a Pub with no beer.