Gene and his family are gone because that’s what happens to couples as they get older.You go from having kid there everyday to having a kid you see once in a month, maybe once in a quarter, maybe twice a year. That’s one reason I like Arlo And Janis; they have grown older and paralleled my life as I’ve grown older.
Rookie mistake, Arlo. When she’s up on that scale you dont look, you don’t make eye contact, you pretend you’re not even in the room. Scales are like Las Vegas: what happens while on the scale stays with the scale.
Ahuehuete over 5 years ago
Doe these atoms make me look fat?
whahoppened over 5 years ago
Arlo, how long have you been waiting to use that tidbit?
Nachikethass over 5 years ago
I don’t see what’s wrong with her “atoms”! They look fine in the first panel!!
fredd13 over 5 years ago
“At least he didn’t tell her she’s got over 4000 moles…” ((Rimshot))
(Thank you, you’ve been wonderful. My name’s Amadeo Avogadro, and I’ll be here all week. Don’t forget to tip your waiter.)
gammaguy over 5 years ago
For some “strange” reason, I would much rather learn what’s happening Gene and his family than have strips like today’s.
pschearer Premium Member over 5 years ago
O that this too too solid flesh would melt, / Thaw, and resolve itself into a dew!
Auntie Socialist over 5 years ago
No atoms for you tonight, Arlo!
Lomax9er7 over 5 years ago
He is such a sweet talker…
Plods with ...™ over 5 years ago
Wow…. keep digging.
Tyge over 5 years ago
You may be made up of atoms. Woman are made up of eaves.
bachinsure over 5 years ago
Love the drawing and the comments. We all need more science. Especially fascinated by the stars, our galaxy and other galaxies.
Teto85 Premium Member over 5 years ago
We are all star stuff.
jonesbeltone over 5 years ago
A question-has Arlo ever worn a PJ top to bed?
jski14 over 5 years ago
Maybe it’s that 15-pound jaw of yours.
Ermine Notyours over 5 years ago
Supposedly the bikini (named after an island made uninhabitable by nuclear weapons testing) was so named because it was the size of an atom.
cuzinron47 over 5 years ago
Well, supposedly we’re made up of mostly water. Those water molecules can get pretty heavy.
dwagner200 over 5 years ago
Tell her the top adds 10 pounds…
harveytherabbit over 5 years ago
Gene and his family are gone because that’s what happens to couples as they get older.You go from having kid there everyday to having a kid you see once in a month, maybe once in a quarter, maybe twice a year. That’s one reason I like Arlo And Janis; they have grown older and paralleled my life as I’ve grown older.
Scoutmaster77 over 5 years ago
The key to a happy marriage? Knowing when to stop talking.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs over 5 years ago
The empty part is weightless.
craigwestlake over 5 years ago
He should explain that it’s the clothes that add the weight and that she should take care of that problem…
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 5 years ago
Gravity, remember gravity…
Daeder over 5 years ago
Technically, the scale’s reading indicates that she is more “attractive” than she used to be.
Try that one, Arlo.
raincoatrick Premium Member over 5 years ago
I agree with gammaguy
sheashea over 5 years ago
Do these two ever leave the house, except for an occasional walk?
wknehans over 5 years ago
Rookie mistake, Arlo. When she’s up on that scale you dont look, you don’t make eye contact, you pretend you’re not even in the room. Scales are like Las Vegas: what happens while on the scale stays with the scale.