I used to work in a plant in Alabama. One day one of the guys came up to me complaining about “Women.” I asked “Billy Joe, what did you do?” He said “You know how I’ve been rebuilding the engine on my car? Well I put the pistons and camshafts in the dishwasher to clean them, and now the wife wants me to buy her a new dishwasher.” I replied “Billy Joe, you and the missus can fight about this for weeks, but you are going to buy her a new dishwasher in the end. Save yourself a lot of heartache, buy it for her now.”
I can’t even PRETEND to understand engine mechanics that well to tackle something myself. I’d rather pay a professional, sit in the waiting room eating complementary cookies and hope nobody wants to watch Fox News on the TV.
I think you are missing the joke. Janis is freaked out thinking that Arlo’s grease-covered innards are coming out due to an auto repair accident (hence her putting her hand on his neck to check for a pulse.)
35 years in the trades, and any dish soap is good if used with the no water for 1/2 minute method…. I my opinion, the best store bought hand cleaner is Fast Orange. A pump size for the shop, and small tubes for each vehicle….. I do not wast time or money on go-joe… YMMV…
I remember back when you could work on your own car, doing the simple things, points, plugs, rotors, change the oil, put on snow tires. Now I can’t even find the battery. I think it’s under the passenger seat or in the trunk.
Dirty Dragon almost 5 years ago
I think Janis forgot her age with that leap.
mddshubby2005 almost 5 years ago
Arlo’s got a crankcase, and a case of the cranks.
Grumpy Old Guy almost 5 years ago
Youtube is where the problem started… I bet Arlo is going to search clean-up videos…
alasko almost 5 years ago
Grease is the word…..
fuzzbucket Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Wrong. Janis will look something uo on the internet.
Nachikethass almost 5 years ago
Pretty nimble there, J!
gsawyer101 almost 5 years ago
This is why you have a phone or tablet at the repair site. A little GoJo and a rag to clean the fingers and away you go.
well-i-never almost 5 years ago
Bozo has been collared.
cwarre almost 5 years ago
Been there
nosirrom almost 5 years ago
like where to buy Goop Hand Cleaner?
PoodleGroomer almost 5 years ago
Dawn Dish Detergent works better than any hand cleaner.
Ham_Gravy almost 5 years ago
the best youtube car repair videos are the ones that employ a blowtorch and a hammer
Thechildinme almost 5 years ago
Ignorance/AKA stupidity is all inclusive of age, gender, race…
jr1234 almost 5 years ago
Saw panel one and really thought at first, Arlo was bringing in a dead animal
Tyge almost 5 years ago
“NOT IN MY HOUSE YOU”RE NOT!"
Herb L 1954 almost 5 years ago
20 Mule Team Borax ;)
Bruce1253 almost 5 years ago
I used to work in a plant in Alabama. One day one of the guys came up to me complaining about “Women.” I asked “Billy Joe, what did you do?” He said “You know how I’ve been rebuilding the engine on my car? Well I put the pistons and camshafts in the dishwasher to clean them, and now the wife wants me to buy her a new dishwasher.” I replied “Billy Joe, you and the missus can fight about this for weeks, but you are going to buy her a new dishwasher in the end. Save yourself a lot of heartache, buy it for her now.”
ScullyUFO almost 5 years ago
Tremendous Thief’s Vault in panel 2
cuzinron47 almost 5 years ago
It’s back to panic mode.
Ahuehuete almost 5 years ago
That’s why you wear latex gloves
DDrazen almost 5 years ago
I can’t even PRETEND to understand engine mechanics that well to tackle something myself. I’d rather pay a professional, sit in the waiting room eating complementary cookies and hope nobody wants to watch Fox News on the TV.
Mbwebwe almost 5 years ago
I think you are missing the joke. Janis is freaked out thinking that Arlo’s grease-covered innards are coming out due to an auto repair accident (hence her putting her hand on his neck to check for a pulse.)
57BelAir almost 5 years ago
You go the the internet FIRST.
gnome almost 5 years ago
35 years in the trades, and any dish soap is good if used with the no water for 1/2 minute method…. I my opinion, the best store bought hand cleaner is Fast Orange. A pump size for the shop, and small tubes for each vehicle….. I do not wast time or money on go-joe… YMMV…
samfran6-0 almost 5 years ago
I remember back when you could work on your own car, doing the simple things, points, plugs, rotors, change the oil, put on snow tires. Now I can’t even find the battery. I think it’s under the passenger seat or in the trunk.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs almost 5 years ago
My son like to review a few different ones before trying to do what they suggest.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 5 years ago
Is he crazy? And while he’s angry too. Not a good mix.
mysterysciencefreezer almost 5 years ago
Janis gots hops!
lindz.coop Premium Member almost 5 years ago
NO, you’re not.