Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for November 06, 2019

I think Janis forgot her age with that leap.

Arlo’s got a crankcase, and a case of the cranks.

Youtube is where the problem started… I bet Arlo is going to search clean-up videos…

Grease is the word…..

Wrong. Janis will look something uo on the internet.

Pretty nimble there, J!

This is why you have a phone or tablet at the repair site. A little GoJo and a rag to clean the fingers and away you go.

Bozo has been collared.

Been there

like where to buy Goop Hand Cleaner?

Dawn Dish Detergent works better than any hand cleaner.

the best youtube car repair videos are the ones that employ a blowtorch and a hammer

Ignorance/AKA stupidity is all inclusive of age, gender, race…

Saw panel one and really thought at first, Arlo was bringing in a dead animal

“NOT IN MY HOUSE YOU”RE NOT!"

20 Mule Team Borax ;)

I used to work in a plant in Alabama. One day one of the guys came up to me complaining about “Women.” I asked “Billy Joe, what did you do?” He said “You know how I’ve been rebuilding the engine on my car? Well I put the pistons and camshafts in the dishwasher to clean them, and now the wife wants me to buy her a new dishwasher.” I replied “Billy Joe, you and the missus can fight about this for weeks, but you are going to buy her a new dishwasher in the end. Save yourself a lot of heartache, buy it for her now.”

Tremendous Thief’s Vault in panel 2

It’s back to panic mode.

That’s why you wear latex gloves

I can’t even PRETEND to understand engine mechanics that well to tackle something myself. I’d rather pay a professional, sit in the waiting room eating complementary cookies and hope nobody wants to watch Fox News on the TV.

I think you are missing the joke. Janis is freaked out thinking that Arlo’s grease-covered innards are coming out due to an auto repair accident (hence her putting her hand on his neck to check for a pulse.)

You go the the internet FIRST.

35 years in the trades, and any dish soap is good if used with the no water for 1/2 minute method…. I my opinion, the best store bought hand cleaner is Fast Orange. A pump size for the shop, and small tubes for each vehicle….. I do not wast time or money on go-joe… YMMV…

I remember back when you could work on your own car, doing the simple things, points, plugs, rotors, change the oil, put on snow tires. Now I can’t even find the battery. I think it’s under the passenger seat or in the trunk.

My son like to review a few different ones before trying to do what they suggest.

Is he crazy? And while he’s angry too. Not a good mix.

Janis gots hops!

NO, you’re not.