Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for June 15, 2020

The don’t spend money on big renovations to the yard, because we won’t be around long enough to enjoy them fall back.

“Manlistening”, Arlo?

Reminds me of Mark Gregor Tale of two brains: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XjUFYxSxDk

OK; I don’t get this one, or should I say did not hear this one.

Janis calls the shots: lesson #1 : can’t win with logic .

How dare she be right!

Correctness is the true last refuge of a scoundrel.

Junior returns home and reports he got a part in the school play. Dad asks what kind of part? Kid says the part of a man who has been married 25 years. Dad says that’s too bad. He had hope the kid would get a speaking part.

Since when is a woman ever wrong?

Problem was that you haven’t had your coffee yet Arlo!

The Washington General of the Marital Debate Stage walks off the floor…again.

I think we just witnessed “Jan-splaining”.

Such is the nature of compromise, Arlo.

the first two panels probably would say, “remember the time you thought…………”

I do not let my wife off the hook with mindless reruns of previous arguments that are not contextual. the house is big enough and the spare room nice enough that I can wait her out.

It is far too easy, in the course of an argument, to forget that the real goal is to get everybody on the same page rather than one person being “right.”

Being right is no excuse. In fact it is a way many a husband has gotten into trouble. I avoid it at all costs.

The : you start things and then wait so long to finish them that I have to do it myself just to have a half decent place.

If a woman doesn’t say anything, is she still right?

Those of us who are always right can’t help it.

“ Are you talkin’ to ME?”

I am sorry, but if I’m right, I’m right.